What not to say to "Will you marry me"

[Myway]

"Will you marry me?"

After you fill out this quiz.

 

[Myway]

"Will you marry me?"

If my story becomes real, then I will marry you.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Stand up, I can't see you.

 

[StephF]

Can you speak Klingon ?

 

[Myway]

"Will you marry me?"

Maybe. But right now I am too tired to think about it. Come back another time and ask.

 

[Hartley]

"Will you marry me?"
girl you cray cray?

 

[Vinca]

 

[tree]

Will you marry me?

Who am I to say?
Let us consult the oracle.

 

[Reedstorm17]

If you stay with me forever and ever and never leave my side!

 

[redpanda8666]

If you don't mind my dog watching us make love, and licking our toes now and then...

 

[Darren]

Would you like half of my stuff now or later?

 

[tree]

Will you marry me?

You're not dead yet.

Oh...wait.

Did you say
bury or carry? Or what
did you say ?

 

[Maelstrom]

I hate this thread!

 

[Reedstorm17]

Before I marry you, you kind of need to hear my life story.

 

[NothingToSeeHere]

Ok then, I guess the cat would appreciate having another human to sit on.

 

[Reedstorm17]

I didn't even know we were dating...

 

[ZebraAutismo]

One second I Need the loo.

 

[Myway]

"Will you marry me?"

Haven't you asked that before? I'm confused.

 

[tree]

"Will you marry me?"

With a six month contract and
renewable options, or what?

 

[Reedstorm17]

Don't ask me.