What not to say to "Will you marry me"

[Maelstrom]

My ex-almost fiancee said ask my Daddy for his blessing please...please!..please!...please!
I said your Daddy hates me....
This is a very bad idea!

She said no he doesn't he likes you...
I said no he doesn't...
no father likes a guy taking his little girl!

You can guess the rest...

Everyone hates everyone now!...

Forever!...

my advice elope...and go into the witness protection program until the family accepts the new reality?

 

[tree]

Yes, Dad.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. What did you say?

 

[tree]

Not again.

 

[Jeff T]

Yes. No. Maybe. Perhaps. Veilleicht. Por que?

 

[tree]

Let's see what the Magic 8 Ball says.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

No, but I will vacuum out your car.

 

[tree]

You want me to bury you ? ??

 

[MildredHubble]

To whom?

 

[MildredHubble]

Marriage is an outmoded symbol of patriarchy and perpetuates the concept of...wait...what? there's going to be CAKE? YEESSSSS!

 

[tree]

Carry you where?

 

[UberScout]

Savannah: "will you marry me" (this was no more than a WEEK after we got together...)
Me: That depends, is it "all-you-can-eat night at Golden Corral?

 

[tree]

Send your resume, plus a security deposit, and I'll get back to you on that.

 

[Wolfnox]

Only if you master all four elements and become the Avatar.

 

[Aspychata]

I only asked one and he blew me off. I have let go of that concept.

 

[Isadoorian]

But you're already Hairy!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Do I know you?

 

[Catwoman]

No. Make me a sandwich.

 

[lovely_darlingprettybaby]

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Imagine someone has just asked you to marry them.

Write a one line, really uncomfortable, funny, or completely inappropriate response.

(This is a variation on tree's thread, What not to say to "I love you". )

Will u get lost?

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Let me ask my wife.