This post from Mia was in my mail box but can't find it on this thread & I thought it was funny so wanted to put it up here:
With apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson,
She hits the carrot with crooked squash
Inundating the celery in vegetable wash
Flinging onion and garlic into goulash.
What **** ******** the ***** ******p **** doing?