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What is the most sweary fruit or vegetable?

Courgetting peach banana'd the kumquat out of quince.

He was broccoli'd, proper turnipped.
Got radished good style.
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
Completely yammed. Kumquatting quinces have turnipped the figging figgers.can fig the peach off
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Yes, I concur.

A complete passion fruit. No carrot to broccoli the spring onion. If peaching off was compulsory, then pea the beans when cabbaged because bananaring the tangerines is just cucumber, utter courgette !
 
Gracey said:
Yes, I concur.

A complete passion fruit. No carrot to broccoli the spring onion. If peaching off was compulsory, then pea the beans when cabbaged because bananaring the tangerines is just cucumber, utter courgette !
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What fighing kumquattery is this?
What the peach are you drinking you fruiting turnip?
 
Good morning and get to fruit ! :)

Ranting in fruit and vegetables, theraputic for the cabbage.

Don't quince my star anise, lychees the fig out of my beetroot.

Get broccoli'd Mr Fridge, go turnip your Cox's pippins.
:)
 
Gracey said:
Good morning and get to fruit ! :)

Ranting in fruit and vegetables, theraputic for the cabbage.

Don't quince my star anise, lychees the fig out of my beetroot.

Get broccoli'd Mr Fridge, go turnip your Cox's pippins.
:)
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You're on a cabbage roll turnip :)
 
Courgette (Apparently that's what what poms call zuchinis)
You figging courgette! Yeah sounds good.
Sing along
 
Swing a throng of six quince
Bananas full of flies

Four and twenty artichoke
Baked in a pie

When the pie was opened,
The veg began to smell,

It's tough to do the last part
And make it rhyme as well.
 
Gracey said:
Swing a throng of six quince
Bananas full of flies

Four and twenty artichoke
Baked in a pie

When the pie was opened,
The veg began to smell,

It's tough to do the last part
And make it rhyme as well.
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Don't worry on my part I don't like rhymes
 
In my house, we call swear words "spinach" words. Then we tell our kids not to say them outside, because it will make people really mad. Plus, there's a lot of em that are gross. And in general, so they don't slip up, we discourage them inside too. But sometimes it's cute...
 
Buzzerfly said:
In my house, we call swear words "spinach" words. Then we tell our kids not to say them outside, because it will make people really mad. Plus, there's a lot of em that are gross. And in general, so they don't slip up, we discourage them inside too. But sometimes it's cute...
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We went by the rule, "Adults swear, children don't" because it wasn't like I could prevent them from hearing it from others/strangers when we were out and about.

They could use as much swearing as they wanted to when they reached 18 but until then they had to choose a different word, a much nicer word from the English language to use instead.
 
Gracey said:
We went by the rule, "Adults swear, children don't" because it wasn't like I could prevent them from hearing it from others/strangers when we were out and about.

They could use as much swearing as they wanted to when they reached 18 but until then they had to choose a different word, a much nicer word from the English language to use instead.
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What did the kumquatting rutebagas Say on their 18th?
 
This post from Mia was in my mail box but can't find it on this thread & I thought it was funny so wanted to put it up here:

With apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson,

She hits the carrot with crooked squash
Inundating the celery in vegetable wash
Flinging onion and garlic into goulash.
 
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