The Never Ending Story

[Vixus]

Have you ever watched the movie or read the book the never ending story? This game is much like it, feel free to tack on anything you wish (should be pg-13). Make it funny, make it crazy, make it bizarre, fill it with action and your own plot hooks and twists.
Just make sure that what you post connects to the last post.

Vixus was sitting in his living room, managing his budget (quite ineffectively though) while watching TV when...

 

[ksheehan88]

suddenly, a gust of wind blew his door wide open, to reveal...

 

[OkRad]

a man looking exactly like Soren Kierkegaard carrying an original manuscript of......

 

[Vixus]

(Yas it's working!)
Leonardo Da'Vinchi's work, especially his very secret study of...

 

[ksheehan88]

the ritual of carrot dancing, an extremely bizzare ancient practice conducted by....

 

[Mia]

the residents of the hamlet of Carrot river. Furries dressed as psychedelic bunny hoppers with gargantuan plate sized ears for listening to....

 

[qwerty]

A small group of intellectual aardvarks who had developed an incredibly sophisticated and esoteric appreciation of orange vegetables. The decidedly existential looking chap tripped on small ornithopter of Norwegian design and landed face first in the middle of . . . . .

 

[ksheehan88]

A large womans bellybutton. Inside, the walls of the navel-cave glittered and twinkled with the lights of a thousand beautiful...

 

[Mia]

stained glass windows, which were back-lit with mirrored disco balls. Through the colored glass, small universes could be seen going about their daily lives. Yet through one carrot shaped window there was smoke and screaming......

 

[OkRad]

......deliriously happy Demodex mites who were feasting away in their Thanksgiving dinner. One of the mites was especially happy because she just discovered she was pregnant with twins........

 

[Mia]

as peroxide and iodine erupted from small volcanoes beneath the floor, the mites were all at once and forever deceased. A deranged bunnyhopper set fire to the thanksgiving dinner and danced around the flames chanting:

 

[Vixus]

Hocus pocus dance and sing. First a necklace then a ring. Riddles and magic are my game. Rumpelstiltskin is my name. As not far of in the distance, she was being observed by...

A large womans bellybutton. Inside, the walls of the navel-cave glittered and twinkled with the lights of a thousand beautiful...

I had to stop reading for a moment when I started to attempt to even begin understanding the concept of a naval-cave.

 

[ksheehan88]

The seven-tongued weasel beast, who longed to taste her rich red blood - but he could not touch her. He had been sent by his Master to collect her, alive, and...

 

[Totallysteff]

wearing bubble wrap. It was a hot day, so the bubble wrap was extra uncomfortable. She was so ditsy, and air headed that she didn't even think it odd that she was requested to wear bubble wrap to go visit a man she didn't know...

 

[Theta.G]

Along with the ditsy and air headed qualities she was also forgetful! Just now remembering her bosses words, "Bubble Wrap will get you two closer because the customer will have to un wrap you to get the special parcel, also be careful not to ---" her memories went blank again. Upon arriving at the castle, she grabbed the lion headed metal knocker and drop it 3 times. The huge door slowly creeked open and...

 

[Reedstorm17]

A man covered in bubble wrap walked out and said...

 

[LucyPurrs]

my you are so very bubbly today! Let's go inside and ....

 

[Totallysteff]

put on roller skates. It turns out that the bubble wrap was just for protection from the inevitable falls that were on the way. The young lady was now wishing she had wrapped herself better.

 

[Butterfly88]

Since she didn't feel satisfied with the amount of bubble wrap she currently had, she decided to head to the office supply store to buy more. But as soon as she walked into the store....

 

[Reedstorm17]

She saw a little kid in the bubble wrap section, popping all the little bubbles. So she...