The last thing that made you laugh

[Manuheleku]

Nevada state tree
Also, state motto, "Road Work Ahead."

 

[Streetwise]

Nevada state tree
Also, state motto, "Road Work Ahead." View attachment 43537

I never knew I lived in Nevada!

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[AGXStarseed]

13 things people have bought while drunk

1. This Shower Curtain
Let's all take a minute to appreciate this drunk Amazon purchase pic.twitter.com/N8L09HKD7e

— Morgan Stamper (@MorganLStamper) July 24, 2016
Why add shiplap to the bathroom when you can hang this? ($19, amazon.com)

2. 200 Lollipops
Late night drunk purchase pic.twitter.com/oF1Tto2GFH

— Meg (@meganfairy) February 4, 2017
She won't have to reorder for a long, long time. ($103, amazon.com)

3. A Play Castle
By FAR the best drunk purchase of my life. pic.twitter.com/kxE5oqG2R3

— Spaghetti addict (@eeodegaard) March 11, 2017
Never give up on your childhood dreams. ($18, amazon.com)

4. Live Caterpillars
Drunk bought caterpillars off amazon a couple of weeks ago. Here are all 5 little guys dreaming of being a butterfly pic.twitter.com/x3lpWCJvnc

— Kacper Swedura (@swedurakacper) September 28, 2015
Ooh, we wonder what kind of butterflies they'll be! ($17, amazon.com)

5. A Dad-Bod Towel
Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod beach towel. https://t.co/FTTaJYkBSd pic.twitter.com/RZpBilkxtM

— Luc De Brouwer (@ldebrouwer) August 8, 2016
Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen... the gang's all here.

6. A Book on "Extraordinary Chickens"
A drunk purchase I made that I'll never regret pic.twitter.com/qpPkkaiaaE

— WhimsyGoat (@Lov3lyGoat) April 16, 2017
Add this to your coffee table for a real conversation starter. ($17, amazon.com)

7. A Squirrel Riding a Horse
@HeleneStJames Helen This was my best drunk eBay purchase pic.twitter.com/jNWnPtLzF7

— Phil Barry (@invecta18) February 26, 2017
Taxidermists have an interesting sense of humor.

8. This Dinosaur Costume
The purchase I made from eBay whilst very drunk has arrived.
(The man was not included) pic.twitter.com/dGjXPSS0t5

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 5, 2017
*Cue Jurassic Park music.* ($26, amazon.com)

9. A Custom Dog Portrait
i commissioned a painting of my dog while drunk and it was the best purchase ive ever made pic.twitter.com/caWIbbBu26

— emily (@emiIyfrench) January 14, 2017
At least the pup seems happy about it.

10. An Actual Dog
best drunk purchase I've ever made was this lil guy, one month away from being a mom pic.twitter.com/xZ30FRqmNh

— josie bauer (@josieb13) March 1, 2017
No one could possibly turn down a face like that.

11. This Corn Shirt
Latest drunk Amazon purchase...I have no words pic.twitter.com/pvFZEjIcjg

— alex (@akaWonderBread) November 27, 2016
National Corn on the Cob Day is June 11, people. ($20, amazon.com)

12. A Hand for Your Hands
best 2am drunk purchase smol hands pic.twitter.com/mwGwad5Nt0

— ken (@qu1rky_kendall) December 19, 2016
The actual sales pitch: Like high fives? How about high tens? ($7 for five, amazon.com)

13. 100 Tiny Handcuffs
Having one of those, "Why did I order 100 tiny handcuffs?" moments. #drunkamazon pic.twitter.com/hYqk56JEQk

— elana scherr (@challengeher) February 12, 2017
One question: Why?! ($9 for 12, amazon.com)


Source: 13 Things People Bought When Drunk - Weirdest Drunk Purchases

 

[Manuheleku]

Cool stuff. I could use the Squirrel riding a horse to go with my squirrel holding an AK47 dressed in camo.

 

[RiverSong]

Meteorologist Garry Frank is tired of the cold weather and everyone, including his co-anchors, complaining about it.

 

[AGXStarseed]

Some of the many texts people have made either while drunk or after they were drunk:

 

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Some more:

 

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Last one:

 

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[Nason]

A professor told me a joke, yesterday, about Harvard and MIT students at a grocery store. I didn't find it funny, but laughed anyways because well.... I don't wanna appear dumb.

 

[AGXStarseed]

My mum having a 'daft' moment when she tried to put a box of cereal in the fridge.

 

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[AGXStarseed]

This classic song from Monty Python.
Funnily enough, in Britain this has become the most popular song to play at a person's funeral. Makes me wonder how funny it would be if the Queen (when she eventually passes away) had it playing at her funeral and said funeral was televised.

 

[RiverSong]

Mark Ruffalo recalls getting yelled at for accidentally live-streaming "Thor: Ragnarok" at its premiere.

 

[Bro'Freak]