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The last thing that made you laugh

Finding out that this "university" exists. "America's First Cannabis College" (Warning: maybe NSFW, drug references, and how.)

Unfortunately, I cannot give financial aid to a student at a non-accredited school. (Believe it or not, this barely cracks the top five weird requests I've received at this job...and three of the top five were legitimate programs!)
 
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Recently I had to call a doctor's office. Someone on the other end had obviously simaltaneously picked up, and was pressing the buttons to dial out. (Beep, beep, beep....)
I said, "hello?", and a voice on the other end said, "Is this victoria's secret?" I said, "no, this is [my name]". There was a brief silence, then the voice said, "oh I'm so sorry!, I will transfer you the front desk!"
I've been chuckling about this on and off all morning.
 
Funny Birthday Messages

Funny Birthday Messages

Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

To the nation's best kept secret; your true age.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

So many candles... so little cake.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

You're a hard person to shop for, so I didn't get you anything. Happy birthday.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
 
Anatidaephobia?

Hmmmm. I've been goosed by big, aggressive gooses before at the park. They can be really ornery critters too!

But if a lil ole duck tried to goose me, I'd probably quack up.
 
Judge said:
Anatidaephobia?

Hmmmm. I've been goosed by big, aggressive gooses before at the park. They can be really ornery critters too!

But if a lil ole duck tried to goose me, I'd probably quack up.
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probably wasn't a good idea to place the Aflac duck ad on that page either :p
 
Me: Hey, Consultant, you didn't sign this form.
Consultant: I didn't send you a form. Who sent this?

I look at the fax - it was sent by a consultant who no longer works for us. I smell a lawsuit coming. Yes, this makes me laugh.
 
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