Tell a lie about the person above you

[blue_bird]

Zurb was listed as an emergency contact on King Kong's medical records.

 

[Aspychata]

Zurb is a transplant from Zurbia wormhole, but he morphs into a calico cat when stressed. Cannot get a driver's license because Zurb suffers from retinaglobia, thats when you can't see yellow traffic lines.

 

[Pringles]

i-wanna-blue and Aspychata know each other from a previous life, where they ran a business together selling salt.

 

[blue_bird]

Pringles was the real reason behind the French Revolution, particularly the guillotining.

 

[hippychick]

i-wanna-blue tickles the clouds with a giant feather every Wednesday morning

 

[blue_bird]

This is hippychick on a night out:

 

[hippychick]

i-wanna-blue is Banksy

(may actually be true...)

 

[blue_bird]

hippychick is actually Quentin Tarantino.

 

[hippychick]

i-wanna-blue oversees the whole of the Global Internet from his front room

 

[Vindicator Phoenix]

Hippychick throws bagels at her relatives' ears, hoping that'll hook onto their ears, as in a game of ring toss!

Imagine this, but: the rings are bagels, and the pickets are her relatives' ears! Isn't that ridiculous? Hippychick is very silly.