Outdated Advice Game

[Yeshuasdaughter]

In this game you post a bit of advice that's not really usable in this era.

I'll start:

Remember ladies, boots before corset!

 

[Aspychata]

It's unlady like to hoist your skirts up like a saloon floozy when exiting the carriage. Please ask the footman to place the stair step at the door floor while you wait.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Never wear white shoes after Labor Day

 

[Suzette]

A lady never asks a gentleman for his number

 

[Qoyote]

If you have a four-year degree employers will look for you.

 

[Aspychata]

A lady never asks a gentleman for his number

I really that. Lol

 

[Tom]

Never buy the first Catapult you see.

 

[Aspychata]

If your cassette player skips on your favorite song, rewind it both ways by putting your fingers in the cassette finger holes and twisting the little holes both ways. I kinda of always like the sensation of that because l am autistic weird ( okay autistic great). The holes have little spokes and they greet your fingers.

 

[tkcartoonist]

Be kind, rewind.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Make long distance calls only after seven p.m. It costs less then.

 

[LadyS]

If your Nintendo game isn't working, take it out and blow on it...

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Although it's cheaper, never, ever burn red kerosene in your oil lamp

Spoiler

Actually that's excellent advice

 

[Thinx]

Keep your floppy discs labelled and in a handy carrying box.

 

[Gerald Wilgus]

Here, hold my beer!

 

[Gerald Wilgus]

Keep your floppy discs labelled and in a handy carrying box.

Remember those 5.25" floppies?

 

[Thinx]

Remember those 5.25" floppies?

I still have mine. They were supposed to be an easy way of keeping my work and writings but now they're kinda useless in that regard. But yet it's hard to chuck them in the bin...

 

[Suzette]

I still have mine. They were supposed to be an easy way of keeping my work and writings but now they're kinda useless in that regard. But yet it's hard to chuck them in the bin...

Yeah. Unlike a 45, I don't see these coming back!

 

[Tarliki]

If your Nintendo game isn't working, take it out and blow on it...

This comment triggered a nostalgia fueled walk down memory lane strewn with tears reminiscing about long lost memories I forgot until now. Man I just remembered that as a kid we used to blow on our gameboy cartridges when the game stopped working

 

[LadyS]

This comment triggered a nostalgia fueled walk down memory lane strewn with tears reminiscing about long lost memories I forgot until now. Man I just remembered that as a kid we used to blow on our gameboy cartridges when the game stopped working

You and me both

 

[Nitro]

Remember those 5.25" floppies?

5.25 Floppy Discs