List your inventions here. What does the world need?

[Progster]

Liquor that won’t make you fat, won’t harm your body and brain, and get you the right amount of buzz, but not drunk enough to pass out or act stupid and is your favorite cocktails or favorite straight drinks.

Somebody did invent this in the UK, but ironically, it is illegal (at present) because it is classed as a mind-altering drug.
https://www.theguardian.com/science...utt-drink-alcohol-substitute-safer-intoxicant

 

[Pappy Boyington]

my invention is very simple.

Step 1; A fire to throw all of the worlds money in
Step 2: resource based economy which would allow housing and food for everyone
Step 3: Ignore the rich people that will be mad that they aren't multibillionaires anymore

The schematic looks a bit something like this

That's been tried before, it killed well over 100 million people in scarcely 50 years.

 

[Mr Allen]

Self cleaning underpants.

Then the odd occasion I *ahem* make a mess, I don't have to go in the Shower to clean myself up.

 

[Vinca]

A device, similar in appearance to an ankle monitor that criminals wear, that is mandatory attire for all politicians, which delivers electrical shocks when they avoid answering a question directly, or they outright lie.

 

[Starfire]

A contraption which stops dogs snoring really really loudly, especially in the middle of the night!

 

[Progster]

A contraption which stops dogs snoring really really loudly, especially in the middle of the night!

I'd like one that stops dogs barking all the time, I would use it on the neighbour's dog which is driving me mad with its constant barking!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

A contraption which stops dogs snoring really really loudly, especially in the middle of the night!

Door and separate room?

No charge

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

That's been tried before, it killed well over 100 million people in scarcely 50 years.

So it works

 

[Tom]

A big flying vacuum cleaner that flys around sucking up all the humans in one end and spitting out diamond encrusted gold Rolex watches out the other. When it reaches the point where every survivor has a watch it will stop.

I'll borrow the plans of this small German prototype and just enlarge all parts 10 thousand percent.

We will lose half the population but our sorrow will be softened as we each get our new $15,000.00 watch! Vegans can apply for 2 bushels of cabbages instead.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

A big flying vacuum cleaner that flys around sucking up all the humans in one end and spitting out diamond encrusted gold Rolex watches out the other. When it reaches the point where every survivor has a watch it will stop.

I'll borrow the plans of this small German prototype and just enlarge all parts 10 thousand percent.

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We will lose half the population but our sorrow will be softened as we each get our new $15,000.00 watch! Vegans can apply for 2 bushels of cabbages instead.

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You only had to ask, you could have borrowed mine.

I just need to get some new batteries, didn't really get round to using it.

 

[Starfire]

Door and separate room?

No charge

Only if the door was made of half inch thick steel and the separate room, was a few streets away!