Has anyone ever had someone try to match them up with someone just so that they could laugh at the couple? This has happened to me quite a few times in my life.
The other day at work a girl from a different department asked me at lunch if I'd ever married. I said no. Well, do you have a boyfriend? No. Well, you see Charlie over there? Why don't you go out with him?
Now, this may be hard for some of you to understand and it's hard for me to explain it but there was something about the way she said it combined with my past experience that said oh, oh, here we go again. Maybe it was the way she hesitated a little. Maybe it was the flicker of an expression in her eyes. I wish I could pick it apart and analyze it for you but I can't. All I know is what my gut instincts were.
So I said, "what is wrong with him?" And in that moment my gut feelings were confirmed. "Oh, you don't really want to go out with him," she said, "I was just joking." Apparently Charlie is--to put it delicately--not really anyone who is or wants to be socially accepted goes out with. He might be a nice guy, but he is not anyone anyone takes seriously. He's a social liability.
I looked her right in the eyes (not an easy thing for an Aspie!) and said, "Well, I am not joking. I do not think it one bit funny. I've had too many people pull that crap on me. If he is not someone you would go out with (and I'm not talking about because he's not your type or you aren't interested), then don't--not even as a joke--try to push him off on others. It's just not cool."
She said, "I had no idea. That's mean. Why do people do that to you?" Well, I didn't want to go into the Aspergers thing so I said I did not know. But I am not put here on earth for other people's amusement and Charlie is not put here on earth for other people's amusement. If you're putting us together so you can laugh at us, that's just not cool. Don't even go there. I may be lonely but I am NOT DESPERATE. Far from it.
Just once I would like to have someone say "there's someone I'd like you to meet," without me feeling like I have to automatically go into cringe mode. Does anyone else have that problem?
The other day at work a girl from a different department asked me at lunch if I'd ever married. I said no. Well, do you have a boyfriend? No. Well, you see Charlie over there? Why don't you go out with him?
Now, this may be hard for some of you to understand and it's hard for me to explain it but there was something about the way she said it combined with my past experience that said oh, oh, here we go again. Maybe it was the way she hesitated a little. Maybe it was the flicker of an expression in her eyes. I wish I could pick it apart and analyze it for you but I can't. All I know is what my gut instincts were.
So I said, "what is wrong with him?" And in that moment my gut feelings were confirmed. "Oh, you don't really want to go out with him," she said, "I was just joking." Apparently Charlie is--to put it delicately--not really anyone who is or wants to be socially accepted goes out with. He might be a nice guy, but he is not anyone anyone takes seriously. He's a social liability.
I looked her right in the eyes (not an easy thing for an Aspie!) and said, "Well, I am not joking. I do not think it one bit funny. I've had too many people pull that crap on me. If he is not someone you would go out with (and I'm not talking about because he's not your type or you aren't interested), then don't--not even as a joke--try to push him off on others. It's just not cool."
She said, "I had no idea. That's mean. Why do people do that to you?" Well, I didn't want to go into the Aspergers thing so I said I did not know. But I am not put here on earth for other people's amusement and Charlie is not put here on earth for other people's amusement. If you're putting us together so you can laugh at us, that's just not cool. Don't even go there. I may be lonely but I am NOT DESPERATE. Far from it.
Just once I would like to have someone say "there's someone I'd like you to meet," without me feeling like I have to automatically go into cringe mode. Does anyone else have that problem?