Banned (the game, make it as humourous as you can)

[tree]

Banned for maintaining a position of indecision
regarding the banning of the person who posted
previous to you for a duration of nearly five years,
which creates a situation of apparent paradox.

 

[zurb]

Banned for reviving a duplicate thread from 6 years ago.

 

[tree]

BANNED for intolerance toward resuscitation.

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

Banned for obsessive and constant references to her dendrophiliac sexcapades.

 

[tree]

BANNED for projective allegations.

 

[Mia]

Banned for being too neurotypical.

 

[Guppyfry]

Banned for using the "N" word.

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

Banned for insinuating that Mia is racist.

 

[Guppyfry]

Banned for using the "r" word.

 

[tree]

BANNED for mentioning the rrrr word but
failing to dress like a pirate while doing so.

 

[Guppyfry]

Banned for expecting me to wear and eye-patch and grow facial hair. (Actually - that would be fun!).

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

Banned for not doing just that when you had the opportunity to.

 

[zurb]

Baphocletian is banned because I was looking for the other Banned thread.

 

[Vindicator Phoenix]

Banned!

Why? You're using a custom title containing two nouns that I like!

*whispers* By the way, nice job.