Bad kid jokes

[NeoPhile]

In this thread, we tell bad jokes that kids wrote. Let me give you some examples of real jokes that kids wrote:

Who farted on the cow's head?
The dog did, and it was big and stinky, and it knocked out the cow for three months and four days!

Man: You are evil!
Other man: No, I'm not!
Man: Yes, you are!
Other man: No, I'm not!
Man: Yes, you are!
Other man: No, I'm not!
Man: Yes
Other Man: No
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
[Both mans die}

Guess how many snakes there are!
13.

What do you call a bald man with a butt for a face?
The answer is "Butt-man"

Why did the man climb the Eiffel Tower?
His butt was on fire.

What do you call a snail with no shell?
It's dead.

What do you call a fish with no tail?
A one-eyed grape.

What do you call a tiger with glasses on?
A scientist tiger.

Post your bad kid jokes here!

 

[Inator]

A chicken lifted a leg, then the other, and he fell

 

[tree]

Why did the chicken sit down all the time?

Spoiler

Because it was made of cement.

 

[Tyrantus1212]

Didn't write it as a kid, but thought I'd share this.

Jackhammer joke at my office; there were renovations being done at the neighboring office and we heard the jackhammers pounding.

Me: Do you hear the jackhammer?
Coworker: Yes I do.
Me (the bad joke): Well, I dodododododododo too.

Because the jackhammer makes a "dodododododododo" type of sound. It was an embarrassingly flat and corny "joke".