Asocial, Anti-Social, Misanthropic Society or Club

[MMPATT01]

Would anyone like to join my newly formed Anti-Social club? There is no formal application and I highly doubt we will ever have any meetings. It is more or less a resume builder.

I also need suggestions for the organization's name. I have not gotten this far in the process yet.

Thanks in advance....

 

[LadyS]

As long as there are no meetings and I don't have to interact with anyone, ever... then consider me a silent member

 

[Neonatal RRT]

Isn't an "anti-social club" an oxymoron? Joining a club would mean that I would have to be social. GOA way.

 

[MMPATT01]

Isn't an "anti-social club" an oxymoron? Joining a club would mean that I would have to be social. GOA way.

There is no need to be social. You can be a silent member as well. This gives you a sense of belonging, without the hassle of social interaction, and it gives me the opportunity to someday say that I built an organization from the ground up. Win-Win.

 

[Tom]

I volunteer to keep meeting minutes. But only so long as no meetings are held.

 

[MMPATT01]

I volunteer to keep meeting minutes. But only so long as no meetings are held.

Consider yourself Secretary of our newly formed group!

I volunteer to keep meeting minutes. But only so long as no meetings are held.

 

[KevinMao133]

I am always willing to join. Anti social club, sign me up

 

[Kisa the tea]

Club meetings consist of each member staying inside and going about their day, then rating that day's meeting 5 stars for maximum anti-socialness.

 

[Raggamuffin]

An anti-social social club?

Ed

 

[Tom]

1st Meeting of the Anti Social Club

Meeting Minutes: <1
Attendees: None

Narrative

Nobody motioned to begin meeting.
Nobody seconded the motion.
Meeting adjourned

Approved by: Nobody

 

[Vindiesel]

I thought personality disorder… my bad ha ha

 

[GrownupGirl]

People really have anti-social mixed up with asocial. Asocial means lacking the desire or motivation to socialize. Antisocial means means doing things that violate the rights of others, like stealing, lying or manipulation, or just being intentionally hostile and aggressive. But I think I might be both asocial and antisocial.

 

[Raggamuffin]

Antisocial supposedly has 2 meanings, and one is not wishing to socialise with others.

Ed

 

[Aspychata]

Next meeting, nobody knows since the meeting notes are incomplete. I think we should vote to allow others to join. Of course this is if we have meetings. I vote to be antisocial and asocial as requirements to join.

 

[Raggamuffin]

May I suggest the clubhouse is a tree house?

May I also suggest we set fire to the clubhouse, thus being antisocial in our behaviour - through arson, and also preventing future clubhouse meetings. Which means we can no longer socialise.

Double bubble.

Ed

 

[Tom]

Antisocial supposedly has 2 meanings, and one is not wishing to socialise with others.

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Ed

This is true.

Therefore I suggest we name the club The Socially Distancing Society, to prevent confusion.

 

[Nervous Rex]

The logo could a ten-foot pole.

We could have cards printed (so one could be a "card carrying member of the anti-social club"). It could say:

Anti-Social Disassociation (ASD)

Below that, a rank or title. Some possibilities are:
Member
Possibly a Founding Member (never met the others)
Non-verbal Specialist
Monologue Specialist
Infodump Specialist
Overthinking Specialist

On the back, you can have various customizations. My own customizations are listed here:
Conversation topics are limited to:

Math

Programming

Bad puns

Ways to contact me	Ways to not contact me
Text	Phone
Mail	In person
Autism Forums	Yelling from across the street
	Email

Or
Contact Information: No

Finally, a signature line. Here are some possibilities:
If I handed you this card, you're too close.
I'd love to talk about it, but not here, and not now. How about never? Is never good for you?
Back off, or I'll overshare.

 

[LadyS]

Motto suggestion:

I CAME.
I SAW.
There were people.
I LEFT.

 

[Aspychata]

We could Zoom our meetings at 3:00 am. Then that would satisfy the insomnia requirements. That's after the treehouse burns down.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

There's an aspie support group in my city. It moved online during covid. And has yet to meet in person.

I can't imagine ever attending a meeting. Too shy. And zoom chats just make it that much yuckier.

So yeah. I get notifications about the autism support group. I think about joining up. And then I don't.

Antisocial Social Club. lol