Ask A Stupid Question...

[metalminx24]

Usually, but not always, you spell Zebra incorrectly for a start!

Why are rugby balls not round?

 

[tree]

"The rugby ball was not always oval shaped. Early rugby balls were made out of inflated pig’s bladders, encased in leather and hand-stitched. The smelly bladders had to be inflated by lung power alone and therefore the balls varied in size – they were more plum-shaped than oval. In 1870 Richard Lindon invented an inflatable rubber bladder and a brass hand pump. Because of the stretchy rubber the shape gradually changed from a sphere to an oval. Over the years, the shape has changed slightly to make the ball more streamlined for passing and easier to hold."
http://www.howitworksdaily.com/question-of-the-day-why-are-rugby-balls-oval-not-round/

What is the best saying ever uttered by a pickle?

 

[DORKYCHOU]

"I'm a pickle."

If you have one bucket that holds two gallons, and two more buckets that holds five gallons, how many buckets do you have?

 

[zurb]

Hahaha three.

If it take 4 NTs a day to dig a hole, how many Aspies does it take to dig half a hole?

 

[DORKYCHOU]

That depends on who's there to dig the hole, and how deep the hole you want to be.

How can I eat as much as I can without having to shell out money?

 

[tree]

Stop frequenting eateries that only accept clams as currency.

Which breed of dog reads more mysteries?

 

[zurb]

Police dogs.

Which side of a dog has the most fir?

 

[tree]

The side near the tree.

Will Gumby make more personal appearances as himself
this Christmas or will he dress as a mime?

 

[metalminx24]

He will, in fact, dress as a Victorian scullery maid, complete with frilly pinny.

Why is it called (American) football if they don't kick it?

 

[tree]

One guy does kick the ball.
Then, the rest of the guys just....kick it.

Why is it rude to say to someone, "Your nose bobs up & down when you talk,"?

 

[metalminx24]

Because people are nose - conscious, and because they don't realise it's attached to the rest of their faces. It's known as being 'ignoserant'.

Do sharks go to the park when it's dark?

 

[tree]

It's true. They do.
Sharks go to the park when it's dark, for a lark.

Hark---Did you hear the shark bark?

 

[Flinty]

Yes. He ate Mr. Geisel.

How do I deal with Sarkhan when he has to be moved?

 

[metalminx24]

You distract him, either with something shiny or with a cauliflower souffle, and then do the opposite of the tablecloth trick to whisk a magic carpet underneath him. You can then move him at will, provided you have completed a risk assessment and are wearing a hard hat and fluorescent jacket.

Which dinosaur was best at scrabble?

 

[tree]

T. REX: "In Scrabble, you and your friends pretend that you're unable to speak OR write, but luckily, you have a bunch of tiny pieces of wood with letters on them in your pockets! You each grab a handful and take turns chatting up each other." T. Rex has an obvious grasp of the game.

Why is it 'boogie woogie' and not the other way around?

 

[Flinty]

Because Woogie Boogie Bugle Boy is too much of a tongue twister.

Why can I never get holidays around Christmas?

 

[Myway]

No one cares about Christmas.

How come some people talk more than others?

 

[tree]

Some people talk more than others because
they open their mouths more often and sounds come out.

What gave Boo Boo Bear the impression that Yogi Bear
had any insight into their lack of impressive social skills?

 

[Flinty]

Hanna and Barbera, neither of whom were exactly Chuck Jones.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp?

 

[tree]

Carole King's husband.

Which would be more practical for the new head
shape on humans: a pyramid or a cube?