Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Rodafina]

Could it be that they are not cute enough to be smol?

 

[tree]

How many votes do they have to win to attain that status?

 

[Rodafina]

Should we take a vote on how many votes it should take?

 

[NDR2]

If it takes votes, will some end up missing?

 

[tree]

Who would perpetrate such a crime?

 

[Kisa the tea]

Dont trees have a tendancy to leaf votes unaccounted for?

 

[NDR2]

Trees have a reputation for being shady, don’t they?

 

[Kisa the tea]

While it may be true that trees provide shade from the sun and block the intense rays from above to keep those beneath it cool in the shadows, can we really say for certain that they are also involved in dubious dealings pertaining to their activities which may or may not be illegal?

 

[Rodafina]

Aren’t gross assumptions always the best way to define Truth?

 

[NDR2]

Why does the truth have to be gross?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Very large, you mean?

 

[Kisa the tea]

What does large mean?

 

[tree]

In a philosophical sense, or as a shoe size?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What about my feet?

 

[NDR2]

Can you at least keep your shoes on?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Why do parents buy those stinky-foot jelly shoes for their daughters?

Spoiler

https://www.hunker.com/13422749/how-to-get-the-stink-out-of-rubber-sandals

 

[tree]

What do you think they should do instead?

 

[NDR2]

Buy peanut butter shoes?

 

[Kisa the tea]

Why does everyone insist that when me putting peanuts in a stick of butter doesn't count as peanut butter?

 

[NDR2]

Does putting ice cubes in cream make ice cream?