Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[TBRS1]

Is it because bacteria laugh at humans who imagine Homo sapiens are the earth's dominant life form?

 

[Grondhammar]

How can we market the cuteness of judgy bacteria?

 

[blue_bird]

Cute and judgmental. Are bacteria just tiny cats?

 

[TBRS1]

If somebody got a bunch of bacteria and rolled them into a ball, could the ball be formed into a cat?

 

[Grondhammar]

If the cats overheard this conversation, what sort of trouble would we be in?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you think they'd try to trip us by rubbing against our feet when we open the refrigerator door?

 

[Grondhammar]

Don't they already do that?

 

[TBRS1]

So is that why cats do that?

 

[NDR2]

Why do they always appear to have to “think about it?”

 

[TBRS1]

If you were a cat, what else would you do to kill time between naps?

 

[Grondhammar]

Could it be that cats are thinking about how Schrödinger could have used a dog instead?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't a modern researcher choose to use a lab rat or undergraduate student first as a safety check?

 

[Grondhammar]

To a tenured researcher, what's the difference between a lab rat and an undergraduate student?

 

[AuAL]

Don’t you have to actually buy lab rats?

 

[TBRS1]

And don't the undergraduates actually pay to be used?

 

[Grondhammar]

Can we conclude that undergraduates are a significantly better deal than lab rats?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't that just propaganda put out by the pro-rat lobby?

 

[Rodafina]

Do you think they were influenced by cheese incentives?

 

[TBRS1]

Is there anything people won't do for a sizable brick of Velveeta?

 

[Grondhammar]

How did cheese and Velveeta come up in the same conversation?