Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Grondhammar]

What kind of people would an onion/bacon-grease perfume attract?

 

[TBRS1]

Doesn't it seem likely that it would primarily attract carnivorous folk?

 

[Grondhammar]

If large carnivores had writing systems, what other recipes would we see in the "Favourite People Delicacies" cookbook?

 

[TBRS1]

Maybe large carnivore doctors are constantly insisting on adding warnings about the cholesterol content of humans so they are seldom eaten - except while watching tv?

 

[Rodafina]

Couldn't they just recommend cooking with low-cholesterol humans?

 

[TBRS1]

If they're cooked on a rack do you think most of the fat will just drip off?

 

[AuAL]

Would the rack produce pulled long pork?

 

[Grondhammar]

Are pulling pork and pulling taffy roughly the same thing?

 

[negative-speedforce]

Shouldn't you ask yo mama, since I heard she's eaten large quantities of both in the last hour?

 

[TBRS1]

That last hour of what?

 

[Grondhammar]

Since we're discussing time, did the Babylonians divide pie into 60 pieces like they did with time?

 

[AuAL]

What is the minimum number of cuts to divide a pie into 60 pieces?

 

[TBRS1]

How much ice cream goes with 1/60 of a pie?

 

[AuAL]

Who would have ice cream with shepherd’s pie?

 

[TBRS1]

Do shepherds have some sort of theological objection to mom's apple pie?

 

[NDR2]

Isn’t it bad for dogs to eat apple pie?

 

[TBRS1]

Aren't all dogs very good doggies?

 

[Grondhammar]

Are all apples bad apples then?

 

[TBRS1]

Apples "go bad" because nonhuman entities are eating them, so aren't you being a bit anthropocentric?

 

[Grondhammar]

Why do I have the urge to laugh about passing moral judgments on bacteria?