Aeolienne
Well-Known Member
(Not written by me)
Quiz: Which of the five types of lover are you?
You've got a cold. How can your partner show their support?
1. Get cosy on the sofa with you and binge-watch your favourite TV show.
2. Wake up at 6am to clean the house from top to bottom, so you don't have to.
3. Shower you with lots of hugs and kisses (ideally not catching the same cold).
4. Buy you a huge bouquet of flowers and order in your favourite takeaway.
5. Promise you that you'll feel better soon and everything will be okay.
You're hosting a roast dinner for all your friends and family. Minutes before you arrive you realise you've burnt the chicken. Now what?
1. Your partner cancels everyone coming over and you enjoy what's left of the food (and drink) together.
2. It doesn't matter. Your partner runs to the supermarket, rebuys all the food and cooks it to perfection in record time. It's served late, but it's delicious.
3. Using a de-stress manual, your partner de-knots your back while you work out a plan B.
4. They order in a takeaway (and extra booze) so no one is the wiser.
5. They insist your guests are coming to see you and won't care about the food, which they say doesn't look that bad anyway (it does).
You get into a huge argument with your partner. What is it about?
1. They cancelled plans with you to hang out with their own friends (and didn't invite you).
2. You asked them to do one job around the house, but it's been three days and they still haven't done it.
3. You book a hotel for a weekend of passion but your partner isn't in the mood to be intimate.
4. Your 40th birthday comes around and your partner doesn't buy you a present.
5. You have hangover paranoia and ask your partner if you made a fool of yourself the night before. They say you absolutely did.
You've been fired at work, how can your partner cheer you up?
1. Run you a hot bath and listen while you vent your frustrations.
2. Take care of the bills and send your CV out to new employers without bothering you.
3. Hold you in a bear hug for 10 straight minutes.
4. Buy you a new diary and stationery set so you can start afresh at your next job.
5. Call and text you every day to make sure you're doing OK while unemployed.
What is your ideal birthday treat from your partner?
1. Spending the morning having breakfast in bed together.
2. They've organised a day of activities and made a reservation at the restaurant where you first met.
3. Treated to a massage with essential oils, before enjoying a night of intimacy.
4. Receiving that expensive necklace you saw three months ago in a jewellery shop.
5. Arriving home to a handwritten love note detailing why they love you.
YOUR RESULTS:
Mostly 1s: your love language is quality time
Mostly 2s: your love language is acts of service
Mostly 3s: your love language is physical touch
Mostly 4s: your love language is receiving gifts
Mostly 5s: your love language is words of affirmation
My answers were 2, 4, 1, 5 and 2 respectively. So not "mostly" any of the above.
Quiz: Which of the five types of lover are you?
You've got a cold. How can your partner show their support?
1. Get cosy on the sofa with you and binge-watch your favourite TV show.
2. Wake up at 6am to clean the house from top to bottom, so you don't have to.
3. Shower you with lots of hugs and kisses (ideally not catching the same cold).
4. Buy you a huge bouquet of flowers and order in your favourite takeaway.
5. Promise you that you'll feel better soon and everything will be okay.
You're hosting a roast dinner for all your friends and family. Minutes before you arrive you realise you've burnt the chicken. Now what?
1. Your partner cancels everyone coming over and you enjoy what's left of the food (and drink) together.
2. It doesn't matter. Your partner runs to the supermarket, rebuys all the food and cooks it to perfection in record time. It's served late, but it's delicious.
3. Using a de-stress manual, your partner de-knots your back while you work out a plan B.
4. They order in a takeaway (and extra booze) so no one is the wiser.
5. They insist your guests are coming to see you and won't care about the food, which they say doesn't look that bad anyway (it does).
You get into a huge argument with your partner. What is it about?
1. They cancelled plans with you to hang out with their own friends (and didn't invite you).
2. You asked them to do one job around the house, but it's been three days and they still haven't done it.
3. You book a hotel for a weekend of passion but your partner isn't in the mood to be intimate.
4. Your 40th birthday comes around and your partner doesn't buy you a present.
5. You have hangover paranoia and ask your partner if you made a fool of yourself the night before. They say you absolutely did.
You've been fired at work, how can your partner cheer you up?
1. Run you a hot bath and listen while you vent your frustrations.
2. Take care of the bills and send your CV out to new employers without bothering you.
3. Hold you in a bear hug for 10 straight minutes.
4. Buy you a new diary and stationery set so you can start afresh at your next job.
5. Call and text you every day to make sure you're doing OK while unemployed.
What is your ideal birthday treat from your partner?
1. Spending the morning having breakfast in bed together.
2. They've organised a day of activities and made a reservation at the restaurant where you first met.
3. Treated to a massage with essential oils, before enjoying a night of intimacy.
4. Receiving that expensive necklace you saw three months ago in a jewellery shop.
5. Arriving home to a handwritten love note detailing why they love you.
YOUR RESULTS:
Mostly 1s: your love language is quality time
Mostly 2s: your love language is acts of service
Mostly 3s: your love language is physical touch
Mostly 4s: your love language is receiving gifts
Mostly 5s: your love language is words of affirmation
My answers were 2, 4, 1, 5 and 2 respectively. So not "mostly" any of the above.