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What's your excuse?

They can. You just need a translator.

Why isn't this thread on page 18 yet?
 
Because that sort of formal inquiry
is less expensive than other types
of questioning, so it's a bargain.

Why don't you build yourself a teepee and camp
out for a couple months?
 
Camping. Manitoba. November. :snowflake::snowman:

Why are flight prices to Paris so cheap right now?
 
DORKYCHOU said:
Why can't Christmas be fast-tracked?
Click to expand...

Oh haven't you heard? Christmas HAS been fast tracked ... but since it's being run by the DMV, no one has actually noticed.

waiting at the DMV.webp


Why isn't anyone playing the evil genie game?
 
Because you weren't listening to the Hokey Cokey when we told you to put it back in. Tut tut [emoji3]

Why didn't you call the fire brigade when you realised I was cooking?
 
I didn't realize you could burn water.

Why didn't you shake hands with the octopus?
 
Again, I'm not a Red Wings fan anymore.

Why won't you let me go west anymore?
 
Because I wanted you to go east, north, south, or any direction other than west.

Why would you want to go west, anyway?
 
He wants to west because he's weally sweepy.

Why don't you get up earlier so we can get to town
before the Credit Union closes?
 
The only shower I have is the rain
that falls from the sky. If you're
hearing singing, it probably was not
me.

Why don't ye be talking like a pirate 9 or 10 days a week?
 
Tito Jackson made all Slovakian people, llamas made lemurs and Miley Cyrus made a lot of mistakes.

Why haven't you paid for my holiday?
 
Because the Robins are supposed to.

Why can't I buy a six-pack within a fifteen-minute walk of my place?
 
Because trying to walk upwards never gets you very far. Maybe try walking backwards...!

Why won't you do your laundry?
 
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