What's your excuse?

[zurb]

Give an excuse for the scenario posted by previous person, then pose a new scenario.

First scenario:
Why are you taking so long in the shower?

(umm, maybe a mod can move this to 'Forum Games'. Tks)

 

[BigTimber]

I slipped and fell. I got soap in my eyes. I saw a spider near the handle. The soap gave me an allergic reaction. I had a terrible time! Gosh...

Why don't you talk more?

 

[musclecarman]

because someone taped my mout with duct tape

what happened to my bedroom

 

[Spiller]

I tried to make gunpowder..

Why won't the potatoe people leave me alone?

 

[BigTimber]

Well, I googled 'Potato People' and apparently they eat people. Looks like they consider you appetizing.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[musclecarman]

because were secretly under a glass dome in the middle of the ocean.

 

[musclecarman]

because were secretly under a glass dome in the middle of the ocean.

why do dolphins smile

 

[JuniperBug]

Because they're a more sexually advanced species than humans, ie. not limited by rules of orientation and monogamy.

Why is my house so messy?

 

[musclecarman]

someone brought you an elephant for Christmas

what happened to your face?

 

[zurb]

What happened to my face? What do mean what happened to my face? This is what it always looks like!

Why are you late for school yet again?

 

[musclecarman]

I crashed into a truck then fell into a river then got drifted out to sea.

what happened to my cat

 

[zurb]

I got hungry!

Why didn't you have a dog?

 

[BigTimber]

Because I know if the bun splits into 2, my day will be ruined.

Why is it always raining here?

 

[Slithytoves]

It would stop if you'd quit trying to think. The smoke coming out of your ears keeps setting off the sprinkler system.

Who the hell just touched me?

 

[CristalViper]

I wanted to see if people are magnetic.

Why did you sell my bed?

 

[tree]

You KNOW why.

Where are those wood clamps?

 

[CristalViper]

I'm sorry, it was so cold yesterday, and I didn't feel like getting wood... It's not like they burned well anyways...

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Spiller]

Woof.. woof.. woofwoof!

Why can't I think of a question?

 

[tree]

So busy getting the band back together, for the Musical.

What's the deal, anyway?

 

[CristalViper]

A suitcase. Which either makes you win money or loose it.

Why are all of my excuses so lame?