What's your excuse?

[Flinty]

Acme Rubbish Manufacturing and Delivery.

Why was that kid running naked through a public park?

 

[tree]

Although there was a push for female goats to wear a brassiere
to protect their udder, there was no corresponding campaign
promoting, suggesting, or requiring any type clothing
for bucks, wethers, or kids. The bra didn't catch on, either.

Who's going to put out the fire before we leave?

 

[Flinty]

Wait, before we leave? The same people who've been doing such a bang-up job in Saskatchewan.

Why are there TV cameras on the campsite?

 

[Beverly]

Those are mine, I'm shooting a new music video.

Where did the band go?

 

[tree]

The band may have gone the same route as all the flowers.
Either they have gone to seed or young girls picked them, every one.

Why can't those guys up the road act regular?

 

[Flinty]

They don't have enough prunes.

Why is every car we have a Chrysler model?

 

[Vinca]

Because there weren't any 'Super' models left in stock when you bought them.


Why didn't you eat your vegetables?

 

[tree]

They had faces and I felt sorry for them.
Besides, I'm not done playing with them, yet.

Where am I supposed to put 41 boxes of vintage military clothing?

 

[Beverly]

In the wardrobe trailer - as soon as I find it.

Why isn't our driver here with that trailer yet?

 

[Mia]

He was driving past a corn field and he smelled something quite fragrant coming from a hidden area in the corn field, so he stopped and he is now sound asleep in the middle of a corn field.

Later I'm making popcorn.

 

[Flinty]

Fine, provided that you use actual butter or even margarine rather than that garbage that movie theaters use.

Why didn't Mia ask a question?

 

[Mia]

She was thinking about popcorn with real butter, her most favorite thing in the world.

What is your most favourite food in the whole world?

 

[Flinty]

Old Dutch Regular Potato Chips. Three ingredients, everyone!

Did I miss anything important?

 

[tree]

I don't know. Depends on your standard of evaluation.

What possible excuse will you dredge up for the deplorable way
the horse looks today?

 

[Beverly]

Sorry, I fed the horse vanilla ice cream and she decided to roll in it rather than eat it.

Why did you bring ice cream out here in the first place?

 

[tree]

I brought ice cream to eat and it's a good thing, since you
used all of yours for a horse massage.

How soon can you get me the schedule for the rebroadcast
of "Freaks?"

 

[Flinty]

Depends. I'm not actually sure you have an address that it can be sent to.

Why do I have this feeling of impending doom?

 

[tree]

Walking on clouds can give a person a feeling
of lack of support.

What will have to happen for me to have another dream that I can remember?

 

[Flinty]

You will have to eat chocolate chip pickles before you go to bed.

Why is someone blasting Christmas carols from the RV?

 

[Mia]

Alvin and the chipmunks are in there, they just want a hula hoop.

What is the secret of people eating jelly doughnuts?