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What's your excuse?

Jealous? Because she's been my best friend since the early 1990s.

Can we leave yet?
 
I don't know, but I'd get the hell out of here. You know, just in case.

Why am I covered in green slime?
 
Flinty said:
I don't know, but I'd get the hell out of here. You know, just in case.

Why am I covered in green slime?
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You accidentally wandered onto the Ghostbusters set.

What on earth brought on your French-style existential crisis?
 
If I were to say, I would be subject to scorn or ridicule.
Most likely both.

What's the deal with those projects stacking up---way past the due date, not
to mention you haven't been attending class lately either.
 
It's down on the corner, out in the street, willy and the poor boys have it.

I'm already doing the right thing.
 
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It's down on the corner, out in the street, willy and the poor boys have it.

I'm already doing the right thing.
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Great. That takes the pressure off me, then, doesn't it? What a relief.
I don't have to think of a thing.

Where have all the flowers gone?
 
tree said:
Great. That takes the pressure off me, then, doesn't it? What a relief.
I don't have to think of a thing.

Where have all the flowers gone?
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They are all in vases in Trees house because Mael thought she was feeling down and sent them...which will likely get him in trouble somehow as usual.:eek::confused:

How do I decide what country to move to? Russia, Israel, France, Germany, or the UK, each has different plusses and minuses????:confused:
 
Decide which country to move to by using the rational approach.
Flip a coin. If you don't like the result, keep doing it until you do.

What happened to those bones I put out back next to that lumpy maple tree?
 
The bear took the bones to make a necklace out of.

Where are my marbles?
 
They are being played with by street urchins with skateboards who graffitied the back of my garage.

Why is the world so round yet it wobbles?
 
Because it's actually a very large football, and any time now it will be kicked across the Universe.


Why haven't you shared your sweets with me?
 
Because he's shy and I wasn't raised that way.
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Ohh....wait. You meant candy. OK. Sure. Have some.:candy::lollipop::candy::)

When will you be able to come over and help me sort that stuff?
 
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There is a time for every season under heaven,
including hot as....summer.

How soon can I get somebody to help me move the piano?
 
April, maybe May 2016.

Why are you making me wake up so early on a Sunday?
 
I didn't think you could hear me.
I'll try not to be so loud next time.
Most people can't hear me think.

Where is that bag of ADD med that used to be on the
floor in the big bedroom?
 
I think the coyotes got at it. They look like they were more interested in the bag than the medication.

Why does the RV have a flat tire?
 
Because a spike fell of the railroad repair truck and, you ran over it with the RV.

Why did my rabbits have 30 babies all at the same time. (between five does, mamma rabbits.)
 
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