What's your excuse?

[tree]

During the 3 week long eclipse of the sun, no one was able to see anything.

I guess you will be picking up something for dinner tonight, right?
For all of us this time, not just yourself?

 

[zurb]

Unfortunately, I didn't find any roadkill last week.
Today however, I hit a hedgehog, and I found a cat and 2 possums. So yeah, I've managed to pick something up for all of us tonight

Why didn't you bring in the washing when it rained?

 

[tree]

You are just teasing again. You know I left it out on the line to get a final rinse.
Rain water soft.

Why haven't you put your Legos away yet?

 

[Vinca]

Because I haven't finished building my staircase to the moon yet.


Why didn't you say you love me back, when I told you I loved you?

 

[tree]

Why didn't I say I love you back, when you told me you loved me?

I thought you knew.

Why haven't you gone to bed yet? It's way past your bedtime...

 

[Tom]

Because I'm a grown a**ed man.

Why is it such a mess inside your car?

 

[qwerty]

It's actually not a mess at all, but a carefully constructed eco system for a very rare, very small species of quail.

Why are you not polishing the Oranges????

 

[Flinty]

Because I'm in Canada where the providers are Rogers, Bell, and Telus.

Why haven't you gotten me show tickets for my Vegas trip?

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Because you won't show in Vegas, you'll never get outside the conference room.

Why are you collecting the towels?

 

[Tom]

To wash them at home and then bring them back clean and folded.

Why haven't you started your New Years resolution exercise program yet ?

 

[Vinca]

Because I'm only one month old and can't stand up by myself yet, let alone excersise.

Why haven't you washed your hair for the past three months?

 

[Tom]

Because I'm a Barbarian and spike my hair with chalk and mud.

Why haven't you voted in any election ?

 

[Vinca]

Because I have been giving birth on every election day since I was eighteen (I'm 50yrs now)


Why is your shirt not tucked into your trousers?

 

[tree]

I'm not wearing any trousers.

Why do you keep wasting your time playing silly games?

 

[Tom]

I am posting from prison and well, there's not a whole lot to do around here.

What is up with the crazy diet you are on?

 

[tree]

The sun is up, the sky is blue, there's not a cloud to spoil the view, but
it's raining...manna from heaven: the tried & true snack for hikers and wanderers world wide;
affordable and available where ever there is sky.

When do you expect to get around to building the dog house?

 

[Tom]

I keep having to redo the plans! Now it has to be big enough for 4 dogs and myself.

Why don't you wear the clothes people gave you as gifts?

 

[tree]

Maybe if you'd quit snitching them to use as rags for polishing your car, I'd get a chance to wear them.

Why didn't you go swimming with us this afternoon?

 

[Flinty]

The lake is still frozen.

Why didn't you come ice fishing with us this afternoon?

 

[tree]

I only ice-fish during the months that have an R in them.

Why are you always peering out the window and holding that spoon?