What Not to Say to "I Love You"

[tree]

Someone just told you for the first time that they love you.

Write a one line, really uncomfortable, funny, or completely inappropriate response.

 

[SignOfLazarus]

"I love you"

"...you know sometimes that feeling is really just thirst and your body can't tell the difference. Usually I drink a glass of water and wait five minutes before deciding to tell someone I love them. Most of the time the feeling goes away; turns out my body was just confused."

 

[tree]

Oh, grow up...

 

[4gottenLoreKali]

I love lamp.

I'm in love with the coco.

 

[tree]

You never know when to quit, do you?

 

[qwerty]

I Love You....

*excitedly* And I Love Tractors

I actually said that to someone once
Bizarrely it worked out really well lol

 

[tree]

2 pronouns, one verb...the verb has 4 letters
and 4 equals the sum of the number of letters in the 2 pronouns
It's 3 words. Three is green....I like ducks.

 

[qwerty]

2 pronouns, one verb...the verb has 4 letters
and 4 equals the sum of the number of letters in the 2 pronouns
It's 3 words. Three is green....I like ducks.

If someone said that in response to my declaration of affection I would melt, smile,kiss them tenderly on the forehead, awkwardly squooosh-hug them and say "and that's why"

 

[StephF]

I love dopamine and serotonin

 

[qwerty]

dont forget phenylethylamine lol
it's the chemical found in chocolate that supposedly mimics the "love response"

 

[tree]

All gone.
Go lay down.
Down.
Down, boy.

 

[tree]

dont forget phenylethylamine lol
it's the chemical found in chocolate that supposedly mimics the "love response"

Seems to be true.
Phenylethylamine side effects, benefits, depression, love and chocolate
I thought it was the theobromine.

Phenylethylamine Review: How Does This Love Drug Work?
Side effects include "headaches, heart burn, nausea, constipation,
and perhaps some insomnia, and dizziness."

 

[qwerty]

gota like a gal who knows their chocolate, and it's molecular constituents.

 

[Vinca]

I love you


...Ok.

 

[SignOfLazarus]

"I love you."
"... you just said that outloud."
---

"I love you."
"Thank you!" [<--- yup, did that]

 

[Vinca]

I love you

I love you more .

 

[tree]

I ᄂӨVΣ YӨЦ

You've been sneaking Mom's medication again, haven't you?

 

[StephF]

I love the phenethylamine skeleton with all its potential side chains. 4-bromo 2,5 dimethoxy phenethylamine

 

[tree]

You sound just like your brother when you say that.

 

[qwerty]

I love you

.....are you sure its not indigestion, or maybe a sore tooth? Because your breath smells really bad