What not to say on a First Date.

[Vinca]

Imagine you are on a first date, in a setting of your choosing eg restaurant, cinema, park etc.


Write something amusing, awkward or totally inappropriate that would be unwise to say or do, if you hoped to have the chance of a second date.

 

[blue_bird]

That Josef Fritzl guy is pretty cool...

Adolf is my favourite name...

I'm gonna add you to my voodoo doll collection...

You'll be amazed how hard it is to clean up large quantities of blood...

 

[Ste11aeres]

I'm really just looking for someone compatible with me. You know, someone who already has the same STDs...

 

[Flinty]

Accounting theory is the most fascinating topic ever.

 

[Mia]

Do you mind if I take your picture? I like to keep a photograph and lists of people just in case.

 

[ancusmitis]

Let's talk about comma splices...

 

[EndSerenading]

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" - Chandler Bing, FRIENDS

 

[Vinca]

I'm so glad you were free to come out tonight. I asked your brother, but he was busy.

 

[tree]

You smell funny.

 

[Flinty]

So, am I invited to your 12th birthday party?

 

[nosouvenirs]

Has anyone ever told you how much you look like Donald Trump?

 

[Flinty]

So, here's your one-way ticket to Mogadishu.

 

[nosouvenirs]

I just LOVE picking my nose. It's so satisfying!

 

[zurb]

I can't help noticing your eyes..... you really should consider plastic surgery!

 

[Flinty]

I have to go for a while, I'm The Masked Marauder two matches from now.

 

[tree]

You look like you're on chemo. Are you on chemo?

 

[Vinca]

I see dead people...

 

[Flinty]

C'mon, we're barely a mile in! We've got twenty-five to go yet!

 

[Vinca]

Pull my finger...

 

[inabox]

Sorry I'll have to go right after the film, its a long walk back to the high security wing and I have to be back before anyone notices im gone.