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The last thing that made you laugh

One of the latest things to truly make me laugh my head off was this video
it's a video where every time they say ring in the first lord of the rings movie it gets faster and it goes from sounding like the mice in Cinderella to birds to nothing at all because the movie speeds up so fast you can't hear anything at all.
 
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I love a good science joke. I can think of a few folks on here that will likely get a chuckle. @FayetheADHDsquirrel I thought of you actually.
 
I accidently bought a bag of flour with a hole in it at the grocery store yesterday. I vaguely recall hearing a PA system request for "clean up on aisle 4" (the baking ingredient aisle) as I quickly cruised with my cart around the store. By the time I got to aisle 7, a frantic guy with a 5-foot-wide push broom/mop came up behind me (which annoyed me because the store was crowded) so I moved my cart to the left side of the aisle to get out of his way. The guy started saying something unintelligible, pointing to the bag of flour on the bottom shelf of my cart, and I realized I had left a wide, deep flour trail down at least 2 aisles. The janitor took the busted bag and brought me a new bag. I was reminded of Hansel and Gretel's breadcrumb trail to the wicked witch's house.

Our church was really cold on Sunday so many of us were wearing coats and/or wrapped up in shawls. I had a bright red wool shawl over my turtleneck and pants. My friend was bundled up in a coat, gloves, a heavy blanket and put a pillow on the floor to elevate her feet. She passed me a note that I looked like a squaw. I passed a note back to her that she looked like a wigwam. Both of us nearly lost our "church appropriate" composure by laughing.
 
One night I wanted to use an ATM, so I locked my bicycle to the nearest pole. As I was doing so, another guy just leaned his bike on the glassed-in bank vestibule, and got in ahead of me. I waited until he had stopped pushing buttons and then asked "If somebody grabbed your bike right now, would you trust me with your cash?"
He'd never thought of that.
 

This is even funnier to me now that I have context. Especially the 'welcome to the jungle' reference.

"I want to watch you eat" instead of "I want to watch you bleed" is pretty damn funny. But also a kinda disturbing.
 
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