Terrible Super Powers

[JudeB]

Rules are simple: come up with the most useless superpower you can think of. I'll start: The ability to teleport, but you can only go 5 feet every hour.

 

[Raggamuffin]

The power of flight, but you lose your sense of sight when you're airborne.

Ed

 

[Jumpinbare]

The power to forget stuff, but only in the middle of doing something important.

 

[Shamar]

Rules are simple: come up with the most useless superpower you can think of. I'll start: The ability to teleport, but you can only go 5 feet every hour.

An exhaustive knowledge of things nobody is interested in or wants to know about (How many of us actually have this superpower?).

The ability to be invisible, as long as nobody is looking at you (I may have this superpower as well; I seem to be invisible even when people ARE looking at me).

The ability to time travel forward one hour in only 60 minutes.

 

[Outdated]

The ability to time travel forward one hour in only 60 minutes.

I already have this one but I must be getting better at it because I swear hours are shorter now than they were when I was young.

 

[Luca]

X-ray vision, but the only thing you can see with it is neighbors sitting on the toilet.