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So a priest, a rabbit and a minister enter a bar...

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Greatshield17

Claritas Prayer Group#9435
The bartender asks the rabbit, “alright, what’ll you have?”

The rabbit answers, “I don’t know, honestly, I’m really just hear because of autocorrect.”
 
I need autocorrect when l get dressed everyday. Is this to loose, is this too tight, do l look homeless, do l look like l tried to hard, are my assets and deficiencies covered? I need a hazmat suit, problem solved.
 
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Wolfsage said:
Never a wolf in the bar is there?:p
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The word “wolf” in English doesn’t seem to resemble a lot of words autocorrect can confuse it with. Maybe in other languages the word “wolf” can get confused with other words, but I don’t know that many other languages and autocorrect would just turn all those words into English words anyway!:p
 
A man holding a pig enters a bar.
The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that pig?"
He answers, "Farmer Joe just gave him to me."
Bartender: " I wasn't talking to you."
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I'll have a Gimlet.
 
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