So a priest, a rabbit and a minister enter a bar...

[Greatshield17]

The bartender asks the rabbit, “alright, what’ll you have?”

The rabbit answers, “I don’t know, honestly, I’m really just hear because of autocorrect.”

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Thank you

 

[SusanLR]

The answer should be a Manischewitz.

 

[Alexej]

Where is the emoji for groan?

 

[Raggamuffin]

Spellcheck:

Did you mean "here"

Ed

 

[Progster]

Spellcheck:

Did you mean "here"

Ed

Or ''hare" maybe

 

[AGXStarseed]

I don't get it.

 

[Progster]

I don't get it.

The 'rabbit' should have been 'rabbi'.... a priest, a rabbi and a minister enter a bar, but autocorrect changed 'rabbi' into 'rabbit' (I think this is what it is about).

 

[Aspychata]

I need autocorrect when l get dressed everyday. Is this to loose, is this too tight, do l look homeless, do l look like l tried to hard, are my assets and deficiencies covered? I need a hazmat suit, problem solved.

 

[Wolfsage]

Never a wolf in the bar is there?

 

[Greatshield17]

Never a wolf in the bar is there?

The word “wolf” in English doesn’t seem to resemble a lot of words autocorrect can confuse it with. Maybe in other languages the word “wolf” can get confused with other words, but I don’t know that many other languages and autocorrect would just turn all those words into English words anyway!

 

[Progster]

I've turned off autocorrect on my phone. It makes even more spelling mistakes than I do.

 

[SusanLR]

A man holding a pig enters a bar.
The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that pig?"
He answers, "Farmer Joe just gave him to me."
Bartender: " I wasn't talking to you."

I'll have a Gimlet.