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So a priest, a rabbit and a minister enter a bar...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Greatshield17, Jun 4, 2021.

  1. Greatshield17

    Greatshield17 An Appeal to Heaven! V.I.P Member

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    The bartender asks the rabbit, “alright, what’ll you have?”

    The rabbit answers, “I don’t know, honestly, I’m really just hear because of autocorrect.”
     
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  2. Skittlebisquit

    Skittlebisquit Keep trying to be as amazing as you really are

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    Thank you
     
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  3. SusanLR

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    The answer should be a Manischewitz.
     
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    Alexej Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Where is the emoji for groan?
     
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  5. Raggamuffin

    Raggamuffin Well-Known Member

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    Did you mean "here"

    Ed
     
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  6. Progster

    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    Or ''hare" maybe :)
     
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    AGXStarseed Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it.
     
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  8. Progster

    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    The 'rabbit' should have been 'rabbi'.... a priest, a rabbi and a minister enter a bar, but autocorrect changed 'rabbi' into 'rabbit' (I think this is what it is about).
     
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  9. Aspychata

    Aspychata Serenity waves, beachy vibes

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    I need autocorrect when l get dressed everyday. Is this to loose, is this too tight, do l look homeless, do l look like l tried to hard, are my assets and deficiencies covered? I need a hazmat suit, problem solved.
     
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  10. Wolfsage

    Wolfsage In training to be Wolf King.

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    Never a wolf in the bar is there?:p
     
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  11. Greatshield17

    Greatshield17 An Appeal to Heaven! V.I.P Member

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    The word “wolf” in English doesn’t seem to resemble a lot of words autocorrect can confuse it with. Maybe in other languages the word “wolf” can get confused with other words, but I don’t know that many other languages and autocorrect would just turn all those words into English words anyway!:p
     
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  12. Progster

    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    I've turned off autocorrect on my phone. It makes even more spelling mistakes than I do.
     
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    A man holding a pig enters a bar.
    The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that pig?"
    He answers, "Farmer Joe just gave him to me."
    Bartender: " I wasn't talking to you."
    pig2.jpg I'll have a Gimlet.
     
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