Share good puns and jokes.

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Mr. Stevens]

 

[Mr. Stevens]

 

[Mr. Stevens]

 

[Mr Alligator]

Was that a repressed memory just randomly popping up?

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Was that a repressed memory just randomly popping up?

It's Garfield Without Garfield. I like the bleak hilariousness without the title character. It takes something cheesy and makes it much more interesting.

 

[Kisa the tea]

There is also silent garfield.

 

[GrownupGirl]

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Garfield doesn't just eat lasagna. It's his favorite food, but he also likes almost any other pasta dish, pizza, hamburgers, chicken, donuts, ice cream, potato chips and many other things. The general rule is that if it's got a lot of fat and calories, he loves it. He even sometimes eats cat food!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Garfield doesn't just eat lasagna. It's his favorite food, but he also likes almost any other pasta dish, pizza, hamburgers, chicken, donuts, ice cream, potato chips and many other things. The general rule is that if it's got a lot of fat and calories, he loves it. He even sometimes eats cat food!

Garfield canonically despises and refuses to eat are raisins which is a good thing for him because grapes are toxic to cats and dogs. He doesn’t like health foods either but has voluntarily eaten peas and carrots before and salads with some distain.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Kisa the tea]

Apparently Garfield without Jon also exists.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Lol! That's even better!

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[MildredHubble]

Not exactly a joke, but a funny story, or at least I think it is.

It was my sister's 4th birthday, my parents had no money at the time, so they conspired to pretend it was her birthday when they had some money, which was a few days away.

My uncle and aunt showed up from 250 miles away completely randomly, with a gift and a card for her.

She sat there in complete bewilderment asking over and over "Is it really my birthday?" "Are we having a party?"

 

[Metalhead]

Not exactly a joke, but a funny story, or at least I think it is.

It was my sister's 4th birthday, my parents had no money at the time, so they conspired to pretend it was her birthday when they had some money, which was a few days away.

My uncle and aunt showed up from 250 miles away completely randomly, with a gift and a card for her.

She sat there in complete bewilderment asking over and over "Is it really my birthday?" "Are we having a party?"

I think that is kinda funny but also a bit sad. I kinda feel bad for your parents in that situation.

 

[Crossbreed]

Q: How does a hippie polygamist count his wives...?

1. Mrs. Hippie,
2. Mrs. Hippie,
3. Mrs. Hippie,...

 

[Progster]

A young couple are discussing what they should call their new-born son.
Man: what should we call him?
Woman: Something unique.
Man: that's not a very good name.