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[Patrick Bushdiecker]

Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome...?

Spoiler

A: You pull down its genes...!

Ha!

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

Original:
"High noon is 4:20 in cowboy time."

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

Original:
Do you know who invented scrambled eggs?
Alexander 'Scram' Bell!

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

I'm starting a fundraiser for people with beards but no money for razors. Just hold this sign at a busy intersection and you'll be razing funds in no time!

 

[Crossbreed]

Edgy humor.

 

[Luca]

You might have to say it out loud to get it lol

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

You might have to say it out loud to get it lol

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No 'L' ? Or how do you spell 'it'? Seriously I want to understand. Okay now I get it, you can't spell Melanie without an L. That's funny

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Luca]

No 'L' ? Or how do you spell 'it'? Seriously I want to understand. Okay now I get it, you can't spell Melanie without an L. That's funny

Yes, “Melanie, no L” because you can’t spell it without an L

 

[Kisa the tea]

 

[Luca]

Lol. This is hilarious.
My desktop PC is rainbow, because of course it is.
I don’t play games though unfortunately so I mostly use it for editing videos.

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

Lol. This is hilarious.
My desktop PC is rainbow, because of course it is.
I don’t play games though unfortunately so I mostly use it for editing videos.

I don't play games either. But I don't know how to do much besides record videos on my phone and share them. If you don't mind where can I find a video you edited? One of mine is on YouTube at "Patrick live at McDonald's. "I can't figure out how to put videos from my phone on this site or I would be doing it. I only know how to do pictures so far. I was also featured in a music video on YouTube entitled"thuggo always stay down" that video was shot at a building I used to live in in St Louis when I was homeless. It was a popular place to shoot videos and I met DJ Khaled one time there and he gave me $220 for playing Johnny be Good.

 

[Luca]

I don't play games either. But I don't know how to do much besides record videos on my phone and share them. If you don't mind where can I find a video you edited? One of mine is on YouTube at "Patrick live at McDonald's. "I can't figure out how to put videos from my phone on this site or I would be doing it. I only know how to do pictures so far. I was also featured in a music video on YouTube entitled"thuggo always stay down" that video was shot at a building I used to live in in St Louis when I was homeless. It was a popular place to shoot videos and I met DJ Khaled one time there and he gave me $220 for playing Johnny be Good.

I upload my videos on the forums, usually from Vimeo I don’t have a Youtube channel.

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

I upload my videos on the forums, usually from Vimeo I don’t have a Youtube channel.

I'll have to try that.

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

I guess this is now just a random stuff post. That's okay though I can dig it. I got this ad on YouTube a while back which is weird. So Walmart is selling autism now? LOL

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Patrick Bushdiecker]

Original:
I heard restaurants all over are hiring for waiters... I don't have enough patience for that job.

 

[Crossbreed]

Original:
I heard restaurants all over are hiring for waiters... I don't have enough patience for that job.

They won't consider hiring pediatricians...
They have even littler patients...!

 

[Metalhead]