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Share good puns and jokes.

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Today at work a manager yelled out we were "holding" on nuggets. Immediately my mind envisioned a holding pattern which is where an airplane is not cleared for landing so it goes in a circle above the airport until it is time to land. Then I went over there and said, "do you know what I do when I'm holding on nuggets? I establish a holding pattern", and I proceeded to walk around in circles as if I was impatiently waiting for the nuggets to be done cooking. She didn't get the joke and I had to explain to her what a holding pattern was. By that point I realized I probably should have just kept that one to myself.
 
Not technically a joke, but pretty funny.

I was watching a makeup tutorial video, and the girl said (about the makeup) "You don't want to put it on in a way that feels cakey," but I heard it as "You don't want to put it on in a way that feels kinky."
I had to replay it to hear it properly lol because I was like "What??"

This is essentially the mental image I got:

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