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Share good puns and jokes.

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Metalhead said:
At my funeral, I want my corpse to be stuffed full of candy and I want to be made into a piñata, to be beaten open with my own severed limbs.
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Maybe this is a good plot line for a horror movie screenplay. I know you review films but have you ever tried writing them?
 
Luca said:
Maybe this is a good plot line for a horror movie screenplay. I know you review films but have you ever tried writing them?
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Honestly, I would prefer to be cremated, and then have my ashes fall from the church ceiling while It’s Raining Men is playing on the speakers. I got told that was illegal for some reasons.
 
Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome...?
A: You pull down its genes...!
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Mads said:
They don't even have to belong to you.

"Did you hear about the poor chef? He..pasta way.

There was raviolis so much we could do.

He was here today, but gone tomato."

It's your turn. :smileycat:
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So am I supposed to add to this with something pasta related? See stuff always pops in my head and I make jokes about it using opposites and alternate meanings of words like you were doing above. I come up with stuff nearly every day and always have people either laughing or shaking their head.
 
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