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Share good puns and jokes.

Cinnamon115 said:
I don't know if it qualifies as a joke (I think it's funny though) but when I went to visit Seattle a few years ago, the locals told me that "the rainy season is from early September to late August."
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Reminds me of my travels around Norway, where the locals say that there are only two seasons in Norway... Winter... and construction.
 
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A person was up in a tree reading a book while another was on the ground, next to the tree, composing a novel on their laptop.

A lion comes by and eats the person in the tree, neglecting the one on the ground.
Because readers digest, but writers cramp!
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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse. I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.
 
Why did the dentist's marriage to the cosmetologist go awry?

They were fighting tooth and nail
 
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
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He worked it out with a pencil.
 
Luca said:
Did you hear about the constipated composer?

He had problems with his last movement.
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It's similar to another version I know: what is brown and sits on a piano stool steaming?
Beethoven's last movement.
Or, what can you find next to Beethoven's piano?
Beethoven's stool. (I just made that last one up).
 
Panda-monium​
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves."
 
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