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Share good puns and jokes.

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Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon.

No matter how good you are the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
 
So, recently, I've gotten better at Python. I asked Maddog if I could write a bot for one of his games.

Told him I'd traceback to what I know and handle an exception for him.
 
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he disappeared.

Took a programming class last week. Got a C++ on the test.

Bonus from the Oasis:

A glowing Tetra: "I found the coolest salt vein yesterday! Wanna see it?"
Vera (Aloe's lil bro): "Sure, but I should probably ask Pepper first."
Tetra: "Who's Pepper?"
Vera: "Evidently a therapist? Kinda confusing, because those two go together pretty well."
Tetra: "....I don't get it..."
Vera: "Heh, me neither."
(Cue None O' Yo Business by Salt N Pepa, cutoff at 4 secs.)
 
(Try this on your friends sometime. ;))

"People who have not learned French know more than they realize."

"Really? How so?"

"What do you think 'Je ne sais pas' means...?"
"I don't know..."

"Correct!"
 
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