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Doctor: I'm afraid that pain and stiffness in your left knee is just due to old age.
Patient: My right knee is the same age, and it feels just fine.
 
I got fired from my job today, because when we were unpacking boxes a worker told me to just pop the bubble wrap in the corner, so I spent hours sitting in the corner popping it. Hey, I was only doing what I was told.

Warning: This joke might be confusing to Americans.
 
A guy walks into a doctor's office and the doctor tells him 'You need an operation'. The guy is shocked and says 'I want a second opinion' and the doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly too.'
 

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