Share good puns and jokes.

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[Princess Viola]

Imagine if the US switched from using pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

 

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[Crossbreed]

"What is red and bad for your teeth...?"

Spoiler

A brick...!

 

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[Crossbreed]

This being a week after Thanksgiving, my wife & I decided to stop eating cold turkey...!

 

[Dagan]

Thinking deeper about it...say you get an antique for a gift this year. Is it a heartfelt, antiquated gift because you are so loved....or....is it one of those haunted items with a demon attached, found on ebay because you are so despised? Happy Holidays!

 

[maycontainthunder]

Recently Mum got sent some flowers.

"Roses never last." she says

"Yeah, especially the ones that come in tins." I respond.

 

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[Cryptid]

Pierre Proudhon goes up to the counter and orders a Tazo Green Tea with toffee nut syrup, two espresso shots, and pumpkin spice mixed in.

The barista warns him that this will taste terrible.

“Pfah!” scoffs Proudhon. “Proper tea is theft!”

 

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