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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mads, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. crewlucaa_

    crewlucaa_ ugh idk lol

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    [​IMG] (I thought cows were in the horn section...)
     
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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️ V.I.P Member

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    Nervous first-time flyer [​IMG]: So, how often do planes crash...?
    Stewardess: Only once. [​IMG]
     
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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️ V.I.P Member

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    [​IMG] (I think that its opening is supposed to face the sun...)
     
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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️ V.I.P Member

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    Patient: I am here for my appointment.
    Receptionist: Which doctor...?
    Patient: No, a regular one...
     
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  8. Yeshuasdaughter

    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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    KagamineLen Video game and movie addict. V.I.P Member

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    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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    Aeolienne Well-Known Member

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    What's so funny?
     
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    The death of Colin Powell has reminded me of this one from 20 years ago...

    Colin Powell says to George W Bush, "Boss, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is - Saddam Hussein has agreed to let us inspect his weapons. The bad news is - he wants Arthur Anderson to inspect them..."
     
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    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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    I made a playlist for hiking.

    It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

    I call it my trail mix.

    BA-DA-BAP!
     
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    Yeshuasdaughter You know, that one lady we met that one time. V.I.P Member

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