Post something Weird or Random

[Tom]

Oh Hi! My name is Nigel. I'm a Wolf Spider. Do you want to be my friend?

 

[Tom]

Kinda like dueling banjos. Plucka,pluck pluck pluck.

"No Blah, Blah, Blah!"

And just because this actress is super pretty (Deborah Downey)

Only a few years later she became a successful painter (under the name Deborah Lyons).

And is still super pretty!

 

[sidd851]

"Hello", she lied.

 

[Butterfly88]

 

[Gracey]

“Liverishness” ??
Is that even a thing?

I ought to be offended at the whole sexist thing but it was the fifties and it’s hilarious

“Faulty elimination”
Brilliant.

 

[Tom]

- I'm afraid I must write you up Private for looking too odd.
- Yes Capitaine!

 

[Mia]

 

[Progster]

Very hard, I suppose, to keep a potato looking like a potato and not like some giant turd

 

[butterburp]

Personally I'd prefer the Turd Museum

Here's another starch:

 

[Tom]

Godzilla liked to play with trains.

 

[Butterfly88]

 

[Tom]

France: Butchers demand protection from vegans

Butchers seek protection against vegans

 

[Tom]

Is that what they finally found on Oak Island?

 

[RiverSong]

 

[Tom]

People seemed pretty upset, but I never saw anything wrong with Mr Hyde.

 

[Butterfly88]

 

[Tom]

Enter Giant Chicken

 

[Tom]

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Beware of veterinarians bearing sandwiches

 

[Mia]