Post a Crazy or Funny News Story

[tree]

Man uses drawing of a gun in robbery attempt.
http://www.thenews.pl/1/9/Artykul/217321,Brit-draws-gun-on-paper-and-tries-to-rob-bank

 

[wyverary]

Spoiler tag because this one is NOT family-friendly...

Spoiler: Click at your own peril...

Hundreds of sex toys hang from Portland power lines

 

[tree]

Spoiler tag because this one is NOT family-friendly...

Spoiler: Click at your own peril...

Hundreds of sex toys hang from Portland power lines

Thanks.
I remember that one.
Sometimes I get self-conscious and don't post a
story that I think is funny/crazy.
(Like if it will be the 3rd penis story in a row)

 

[ancusmitis]

Man uses drawing of a gun in robbery attempt.
http://www.thenews.pl/1/9/Artykul/217321,Brit-draws-gun-on-paper-and-tries-to-rob-bank

I kinda want to see what the picture looks like XD

 

[tree]

I kinda want to see what the picture looks like XD

There is this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-to-hold-up-a-bank-armed-only-with-paper.html

 

[ancusmitis]

There is this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-to-hold-up-a-bank-armed-only-with-paper.html

Is that really the picture? I can't comment on its technical accuracy, but it looks really good! I was expecting something very sloppy.

 

[tree]

A couple years ago a woman 'drank' a bottle of tadpoles
at the airport; this year a bottle of cognac. Different woman.
Same concept: evade airport security.

https://thenanfang.com/chinese-fema...-bottle-cognac-airport-security-rather-throw/
Tadpole story link included here.

 

[Cosmophylla]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-15/snakes-in-loos-search-for-water-in-townsville-houses/6778608

 

[tree]

Woman Allegedly Left Neighbors ‘The Children Look Delicious’ Notes
http://www.valleynewslive.com/home/...-Children-Look-Delicious-Notes-335260981.html

 

[Cosmophylla]

Woman Allegedly Left Neighbors ‘The Children Look Delicious’ Notes
http://www.valleynewslive.com/home/...-Children-Look-Delicious-Notes-335260981.html

When I opened the link the ad beneath her mug shot was for "deep fried pork chop biscuits", which was somewhat amusing in light of the note saying the children looked tasty. :/

 

[Shawn D]

Your Vegetarian Hot Dog May Contain Meat ... and Human DNA
https://www.yahoo.com/health/your-vegetarian-hot-dog-may-contain-meat-and-214203888.html

 

[tree]

They asked to swim in his pool.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/11/newser-skinny-dipper-burglary/2508227/

 

[tree]

Give your pet a dye job.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-owners-dye-pets-look-like-wild-animals.html

 

[Cosmophylla]

Religious rights even for Pastafarians!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/spaghetti-monster-member-wins-licence-photo-right/6947096

 

[Cosmophylla]

They all thought this roo was grieving for his dying mate, holding her up to look at her joey for the final time, but the truth is...

Grieving roo actually sexually aroused, expert says.

 

[Cosmophylla]

Not quite crazy, and kind of understandable/admirable, but still this made me chuckle.

Panda caretakers dress up for cub during back-to-nature training.

 

[Cosmophylla]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-21/cat-burglar-stealing-men's-underwear-in-new-zealand/7262330

A cat is stealing men's underwear in NZ.

 

[tree]

People in Japan like to
compare their babies
to bread, now.

http://indy100.independent.co.uk/ar...-comparing-babies-to-bread-rolls--WJglEhIFNbZ

 

[tree]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/21/world/name-our-ship-boaty-mcboatface/

 

[Cosmophylla]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/21/world/name-our-ship-boaty-mcboatface/

It won the vote, by the way.

http://www.theguardian.com/environm...tface-wins-poll-to-name-polar-research-vessel