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[Butterfly88]

Texas mattress store closes after 9/11 'Twin Tower sale' commercial sparks threats

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...-fire-for-911-twin-tower-sale-commercial.html

Weird and sad, but not funny.

 

[tree]

Rep who voted to repeal helmet law
dies in motorcycle accident.
http://www.freep.com/story/news/pol...eter-pettalia-dies-motorcycle-crash/90289316/

Maybe this is the approach Hill and Trump-man should take.
"Don't vote for me" really worked for this guy.
http://pitchfork.com/news/68214-dar...nagell-involuntarily-elected-to-local-office/

 

[Butterfly88]

Woman urinates in cup on shop counter then DRINKS it as a protest about not being able to use toilet
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-urinates-cup-shop-counter-8552069

 

[tree]

Whipped Cream Shortage Threatens Nation.

.....Oh, no.
If only there were a way to make it at home.



Our Nation Is Facing a Dire Whipped-Cream Shortage

 

[Butterfly88]

Police rescue 'frozen' woman who turns out to be mannequin

Police rescue 'frozen' woman who turns out to be mannequin

 

[tree]

That's about $420 dollars more than I would pay for jeans if they were clean.

Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425

 

[Autumn Sun]

BMW driver crashes car, gets out and strips off while drinking Capri Sun

BMW driver crashes car, gets out and strips off while drinking Capri Sun

 

[Butterfly88]

Wimbledon Keeps Forcing Players To Change Their Underwear

 

[QueenOfFrance87]

Photographer Does Typical Newborn Photoshoot … But With A Kitten

Photographer Does Typical Newborn Photoshoot … But With A Kitten

 

[Butterfly88]

Self-described drug dealer calls 911, reports stolen cocaine
Self-described drug dealer calls 911, reports stolen cocaine

 

[QueenOfFrance87]

Slimed! Truck Spills Tons of Goo-Producing Eels

Slimed! Truck spills tons of goo-producing eels

 

[Butterfly88]

D'oh! Truck Carrying Dough Overflows After Heat Makes It Rise

 

[Mia]

Alexander Sperber: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Man robs bank, strips naked and runs down street tossing money.

 

[Butterfly88]

Weather Forecaster Loses His Head During Halloween Report

 

[tree]

He knows aerodynamics and formulas, he says, but he doesn't believe in "science."
Science & science fiction are the same thing, he says.
'I Don't Believe In Science,' Says Flat-Earther Set To Launch Himself In Own Rocket

 

[Butterfly88]

Florida Man Purposely Crashes Car To Prove Intersection Is Unsafe: Police | HuffPost

 

[Flinty]

Arkansans re-enact famous sitcom episode (warning: animal cruelty).

 

[Butterfly88]

Boom! Luxury converted nuclear missile silo lists on Airbnb

 

[tree]

I needed to find several versions of this story because it seemed too unbelievable.
Too "Onion-esque."

All Trump Ballots Disqualified Because Incredibly None Of Them Could Fill One Out
This one gives the easiest to read view.

Melania & Ivanka Trump Failed to Follow N.Y.C. Mayoral Voting Instructions — and President Wrote the Wrong Birthday

Melania, Ivanka Trumps' botched NYC mayor votes thrown out

 

[tree]

So, would the northern Michigan version of this be a deer skull?


https://hyperallergic.com/345156/th...hristmas-you-must-beat-in-a-battle-of-rhymes/