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An Aspie was taking a short-cut through a graveyard at night when he saw a small wizened creature sitting by a gravestone crouching down, holding his head in his hands.
The Aspie said "Goblin ?" and the little man replied "NO ! I've got a ****ing headache. Go away !"
I think that puns are funny
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"Why did the aspie cross the road?"
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the aspies like their stims, they can keep their stims. No aspie will be required to cross the road to give up any stims. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the aspie crossed the road. We need to stop thinking about the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the aspie crossed the road. We just want to know if the aspie is on our side of the road or not. The aspie is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that aspie.
AL GORE: I invented the aspie. Some people find that truth inconvenient.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the aspies cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the their intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this aspie won't realize that she must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before going after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help her realize how stupid she is acting by not taking on her current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the aspie is having problems, which is why she wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the aspie learn from her mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this aspie a NEW CAR so that she can just drive across the road and not live her life like the rest of the aspies. (In response to Producer: What? She can't drive?)
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is an aspie, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That aspie crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
MR. ROGERS: The aspie crossed the road because it was such a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
PEE WEE HERMAN: I know you did, but what am I?
THE SPHINX: You tell me.
JACK NICHOLSON: 'Cause he (censored) wanted to cross the (censored) road.That's the (censored) reason.
What qualities related to asperger's are illustrated?
Literal thinking (the word 'thesaurus' is visualized as a saurian creature)
The dinosaur is offering synonyms, rather than conversation, in response to the human's interjection.