I wish someone would invent.... (Aspie Version)

[Mia]

Ever see this film? You might appreciate it. Though probably not its ending.

Liked it, good and interesting in the context of what we are discussing.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Nano bot flies that eat the dust in my house

 

[Judge]

A bar of soap that doesn't crack and generally retains the appearance of a new bar.

But then manufacturers aren't likely to be so keen on much of anything that extends the duration of time consumers replace a bar of soap simply because it looks ugly in your soap dish. Dream on...

 

[Full Steam]

Kids that tidy up after themselves.

Also a robot dog that is an exact replica of a real dog, but doesn't poo or bark unless an emergency.

 

[Mia]

A home with a cleaning system in every room, drain in the floor, high-pressure hose, or jets in the ceiling. Waterproof storage. Once a week you remove things like paper, and other things that would be ruined by water. Close the water proof doors, turn on the jets and then drain the room, turn on drying fans. Every room.

For water poor areas, sand or some other finer material might be used, and large vacuums to suck the sand up. You might even hang clothes in the water rooms.

 

[vangelis]

A small remote mobile loudspeaker, like a klaxon, which would shock people. You could program it to say things like:

Move your incredibly loud car or radio or cellphone conversation to some other area, I don't want to hear your conversation/radio/music from a kilometer away.

Go home or somewhere else, just not here. The loudspeaker would also have recorded the noise made, and blared it back at them.

At the grocery store/restaurant/in line anywhere:

Error, error, please stand approximately 0.0009114 kilometers or 3 feet from the person in front of you, do not I repeat, do not breathe on their neck.
or:
Please do not encroach on personal space, arms length at least.

Regarding the sentence about grocery store lines I completely agree. Last week I was literally almost mounted by a guy frantically trying to place his shopping behind me on the conveyor belt. I turned round in alarm with a loud "WTF". He said "Oh sorry I just needed to put this down quickly." "But it's just two pints of milk" I replied incredulously. "Yes I didn't want to drop them" he said, with a big grin on his face like that explained everything.

One day one of these people is going to find themselves in the chest freezer I swear.

 

[Gracey]

A pair of specs (glasses, spectacles) with a monitor to read on the inside.
Programmed with all the data we'd ever need to explain what we're seeing or hearing in front of our very eyes and Auto cue the most appropriate or common responses

I'd like algorithms built in to predict likely or actual behaviours (of others) and how I might respond - depending on what outcome I want.


If I wanted to be me again, just take the specs off

...ooo and jacket with an electrical current running through it.
Next person not paying attention and making contact with my body without my consent is toast.

 

[Full Steam]

Gecko finger tips so I can climb up walls like spiderman.

Not very aspie, but I really want them.

 

[Chance]

I need a responsive NT- Aspie phrase book that when you look up what the NT said it tells you what they really meant. It would be responsive so it could work out the context for you.

We could use technology and let Siri translate for us! Then we wouldn't have to even respond!

 

[Chance]

I want to invent a "Time Delay Switch"... It just stops time until I get time to respond to the crap that blows my mind. They say something, I punch the button. They stand there with the stupid look I usually give them. I come up with a masterful response in about thirty minutes and they leave scratching their heads wondering why they missed lunch. : )

 

[Gracey]

I want to invent a "Time Delay Switch"... It just stops time until I get time to respond to the crap that blows my mind. They say something, I punch the button. They stand there with the stupid look I usually give them. I come up with a masterful response in about thirty minutes and they leave scratching their heads wondering why they missed lunch. : )

Is there any way you could add a fast forward and rewind button to that?

 

[Theta.G]

I wish someone would invent an app that accurately detects sarcasm and deception

 

[Progster]

I wish someone would invent an app that accurately detects sarcasm and deception

You mean something like this...

 

[Theta.G]

You mean something like this...

Primitive A.I tech gained sentience and self destructed in the presence of comic book guy. I take it back, don't need a sarcasm detector

 

[Gritches]

Really? Nobody's mentioned that device from Men in Black (the neuralyzer? I think) that erases memories? That. That all day long.

 

[Mr Allen]

A telephone answering Droid that speaks Indian or strong Scottish, then they'd be able to deal with the call centres at Talk Talk and/or Sky for me.

A big cape like Batman's that actually enables me to "fly" or at least glide.

 

[pjcnet]

An invisible suit.

No! Not that.

A suit that makes me invisible, plus all appendages and my head.

Your dream has come true with "Quantum Stealth" technology that has already been around for a few years:

(Stick with it or if you get bored fast forward to 1:21)

And no this wasn't first shown on April 1st and it did also feature on CNN news, although the 2nd part of the video from 2:40 that shows alleged footage from Iraqi insurgents is not 100% confirmed (make up your own mind). It's only being tested for the military at the moment, but ordinary people are bound to get their hands on the technology eventually whether legal or not, I say this because it could be illegal due to what crimes you could get away with while wearing it, even using it for spying is a really dodgy one. The technology will probably get even better too. If many criminals do get hold of the technology in the future we could see the police walking around with specialist goggles as standard issue equipment (I've just read that it even prevents thermal imaging and IR cameras from detecting you, but there must be some way of detecting it).

Now prepare yourself for an even bigger surprise:

Spoiler

Sorry to disappoint you, but it appears to be totally fake lol! Don't feel bad though, it even got me thinking it was true at first until I read that it was cheap and needed no power source which seemed totally impossible to me, then I started searching for "quantum invisibility scam" on Google, please see 'Quantum invisibility cloak' hoax fools the internet for more. Mass numbers of people fell for this scam, many still believe it and it was enough to even fool China's deputy head of Criminal Investigation Department at the Ministry of Public Security, Chen Shiqu after a similar video went viral in December 2017, he shared the footage on his Weibo account and claimed it could be useful in military matters.

I do however believe that somewhat similar camouflage will happen eventually by projecting the environment behind a person in front of them, but they won't be totally invisible, especially when up close and it is bound to be very expensive too.