She is sad because her boyfriend just broke up with her and you cannot exactly walk up and volunteer to be her new boyfriend. You can, however, offer to help her take her mind off it by surfing the internet and exploring the different online dating websites. You will coach her about her online profile. Explain that you cannot give her the ex-boyfriend back, and finding another boyfriend does not end the grief of losing her favorite one, but this exploring will help her take her mind off it. IF she will reciprocate by helping you find a girlfriend, that is. After all, nothing you do seems to work.
Of course, unless she is unconscious, she will figure out that there is another possibility...maybe you could be her boyfriend. Maybe not.
Of course, unless she is unconscious, she will figure out that there is another possibility...maybe you could be her boyfriend. Maybe not.