How many onions have you got?

[Katleya]

Maybe it's where I buy my onions, but even when kept properly and kind of in the dark, I can't keep onions for more than 2 or 3 weeks without them starting to rot.

And my boyfriend is like @Beguiling Orbit's wife, hates onions with a fiery passion & I have to sneak them in. Including when I cook.

Current onion count is 2 yellow, 1 red, plus a bag of yellow onions I chopped on Sunday & half a bag of red onions I sliced thinly on Monday.
Dry onion includes onion powder and onion flakes.
I take my onions very seriously and buy new ones whenever I know I will be using the previous ones, so you could say I rely on a system of spare onions.

Won't bother you with my shallots.
But what about chives?

 

[pax]

I looked in the bottom drawer of the fridge, where the onions live. We only have three yellow onions left in the bag.

Thats strange, it looks like my chart changed.

It just says 'Old. Never been to Yakutsk, has too many socks'

Six. I can not find Yakutsk on a map and have at least 2x("too many" socks) . I think this chart is linear, perhaps even exponential

Just saw the "old " bit. OK, lets go with linear.

 

[Kirsty]

These are my onions. How many do you think there are?

Here’s a way to show how to count how many there are in seconds. You should do it like this.

 

[Mia]

and have at least 2x("too many" socks) . I think this chart is linear, perhaps even exponential

Forty eight pairs of white socks.

 

[pax]

Forty eight pairs of white socks.

You win

 

[SusanLR]

Zero onions in my house,
Zero onions for me
Zero onions it will always be,

Take one onion down and pass it around...
That's a number of negativity.

Not hopelessly optimistic!

 

[pax]

Forty eight pairs of white socks.

@kay do you want to weigh in on socks (or onions)?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Maybe it's where I buy my onions, but even when kept properly and kind of in the dark, I can't keep onions for more than 2 or 3 weeks without them starting to rot.

And my boyfriend is like @Beguiling Orbit's wife, hates onions with a fiery passion & I have to sneak them in. Including when I cook.

Current onion count is 2 yellow, 1 red, plus a bag of yellow onions I chopped on Sunday & half a bag of red onions I sliced thinly on Monday.
Dry onion includes onion powder and onion flakes.
I take my onions very seriously and buy new ones whenever I know I will be using the previous ones, so you could say I rely on a system of spare onions.

Won't bother you with my shallots.
But what about chives?

Thats clearly subversive. Chopping onions while im trying to do a reading.
I can't work with this madness.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Six. I can not find Yakutsk on a map and have at least 2x("too many" socks) . I think this chart is linear, perhaps even exponential

Just saw the "old " bit. OK, lets go with linear.

Six onions? Oh dear.
Remember this is in the chart and I'm not making it up.
Its seems on your chart your onions have been mixed with Uranus.
So it just says
'Difficult times ahead'

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I just now have had time to count them. 5 large, two of which are yellow and three are red. Also a bag of green ones in the fridge.

How many green ones?
You cant just say ive got five onions pus another bumch of onions...

I take this seriously. You should too.

 

[Crossbreed]

I don't trust cremydimancy* [Gr. κρεμύδι, "onion"]. Did you know that onions are high in sulfur content? And another name for sulfur is BRIMSTONE!!!

(Coincidence? I think not!)

*Rutabagas, on the other hand, are always right.

 

[kay]

How many green ones?
You cant just say ive got five onions pus another bumch of onions...

I take this seriously. You should too.

I will say how many when the time comes.

 

[kay]

@kay do you want to weigh in on socks (or onions)?

Hmm.... I don't own a single pair of white socks, I have a few argyles, and no onion socks!! That needs to be fixed. Looking around the interwebs here seems to be my two best options.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Hmm.... I don't own a single pair of white socks, I have a few argyles, and no onion socks!! That needs to be fixed. Looking around the interwebs here seems to be my two best options.

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I have been looking for a successor to read my charts after I am taken.

It seems I have found you.

 

[Judge]

Recalculating! I forgot about my dried minced onions in the cupboard.

 

[LucyPurrs]

Recalculating! I forgot about my dried minced onions in the cupboard.

You sound like my Garmin Judge, XD. Every time I deviate from the course it has prescribed it says "recalculating", LOL.

 

[Judge]

You sound like my Garmin Judge, XD. Every time I deviate from the course it has prescribed it says "recalculating", LOL.

LOL. That's one feature I have switched off on my car. I'm ok with it beeping at me, but I have no intention of allowing it to talk back in the most literal sense.

Reminded me of my brother's old Chrysler that would always say "A door is ajar." With my brother replying, "No, a door is a door!"

 

[kay]

I have been looking for a successor to read my charts after I am taken.

It seems I have found you.

I haven't been sleeping and may have missed something; charts? Are they interesting?

 

[Butterfly88]

 

[Gracey]

Only eight white onions kept cool in my fridge.

The truth is there were nine but I don’t like odd numbers of onions cooling in my fridge, the softest and scruffiest of the set has met its demise on the compost heap.

Also one bunch of spring onions.
Will they count as one bunch or eight singles?
Can the spring onions stand up and be counted or will it be only the white onions that determine my personality?