How many onions have you got?

[tree]

How Many Onions Do You Have?
Rather popular question, in some quarters.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

How Many Onions Do You Have?
Rather popular question, in some quarters.

I note your lack of answer. Tree signed the non onion declaration clause when she joined the site.

But a nice serendiptious between nonsense and coincidence.
I always like That.

 

[Crossbreed]

Now i cant possibly repeat what my chart says about a man who neglects to state the number of his onions.

I am told that we have two sweet onions & six yellow.

 

[Progster]

None. I need to go shopping.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I am told that we have two sweet onions & six yellow.

So I make that four each.

My onion chart shows : A bit of a worrier but happy with his lot overall.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

None. I need to go shopping.

Another hopeless optimist, from the chart.

 

[clg114]

I looked in the bottom drawer of the fridge, where the onions live. We only have three yellow onions left in the bag.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I looked in the bottom drawer of the fridge, where the onions live. We only have three yellow onions left in the bag.

Thats strange, it looks like my chart changed.

It just says 'Old. Never been to Yakutsk, has too many socks'

 

[Beguiling Orbit]

What does the chart say about finding an onion in the bag of apples?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

What does the chart say about finding an onion in the bag of apples?

That would be the logarithmic fruit/vegetable scale. Beyond my abilities.

But strange your reading of one came up as standard :

Wants to be frendly but is too commited to solipsism

 

[Mia]

Seven yellow onions left.

 

[Judge]

Usually only keep one at a time. Waste not, want not. Stink not too.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Seven yellow onions left.

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7. Is very detail orientated,quite arty but don't mess with her. As you will be avenged.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Usually only keep one at a time. Waste not, want not. Stink not too.

It seems the onions never lie, my chart :

1. Wants to be frendly but is too commited to solipsism.

 

[Bolletje]

11 yellow onions, 7 red onions, 13 shallots and a bunch of spring onions.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

11 yellow onions, 7 red onions, 13 shallots and a bunch of spring onions.

Shallots have their own scale.

Total 18 onions on my chart.

Another strange one :
Loves chips, is a hard worker, doesnt take fools lightly, can be snippy when tired. Has managed to outgrow the pain in her life but still retains a self deprecating humor.

 

[Mia]

Do chives count? Bunch of chives and one leek.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Do chives count? Bunch of chives and one leek.

Please see the chives and leak thread.
Are you sure you've counted your onions correctly?
I'm worried about your reading.

 

[Progster]

I don't get this thread or this onion chart thing, does it refer to something that was posted on the forum earlier or is it an in-joke? I feel like I'm missing something here.

 

[Judge]

I don't get this thread or this onion chart thing, does it refer to something that was posted on the forum earlier or is it an in-joke? I feel like I'm missing something here.

I think it's one of those things that you have to peel back several layers to expose it for what it is.