Alaric593
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I hope to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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Dad Jokes
- Thread starter NDR2
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Billybob: Bubba, you know I would face death for you.
Bubba: Hey, what about that bear we met last Fall? You took off running and left me standing there.
Billybob: The bear wasn't dead.
Bubba: Hey, what about that bear we met last Fall? You took off running and left me standing there.
Billybob: The bear wasn't dead.
Kid: I'm worried about my brother. Last night he poked his head into my bedroom.
Teacher: Lots of kids poke their heads into their brother's room.
Kid: On the end of a stick?
Teacher: Lots of kids poke their heads into their brother's room.
Kid: On the end of a stick?
Relax! It's only a trap!
A Buddhist monk requests a hotdog from a street vendor: "Make me one with everything."
The vendor grins at the joke, prepares the hotdog, passes it to the monk, and says "That'll be three dollars."
The monk hands back a twenty-dollar bill. The vendor drops the twenty into the till and starts serving other customers while the monk patiently waits for his change. Finally, after several other customers have been served, the monk speaks up.
"Sir, I gave you twenty dollars for a three-dollar hotdog. Where is my change?"
"Oh, disciple", says the vendor. "Has your master not taught you that change comes from within?"
The vendor grins at the joke, prepares the hotdog, passes it to the monk, and says "That'll be three dollars."
The monk hands back a twenty-dollar bill. The vendor drops the twenty into the till and starts serving other customers while the monk patiently waits for his change. Finally, after several other customers have been served, the monk speaks up.
"Sir, I gave you twenty dollars for a three-dollar hotdog. Where is my change?"
"Oh, disciple", says the vendor. "Has your master not taught you that change comes from within?"
GrownupGirl
Tempermental Artist
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
Because it's the scenter.
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