Corrupt A Wish

[Biblio-Love]

Granted, but you are ungainly and trip and fall on your face.

i wish I could take a trip in the Tardis.

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted but you inadvertently marry King Henry VIII

I wish I could dance.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted but you inadvertently marry King Henry VIII

I wish I could dance.

Granted but you can't find anyone who'll dance with you


I wish I knew how someone felt about me...

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted, but they were not the feelings you wanted.

I wish Doctor Who was on.

 

[gregmcph]

(Too slow)... nevermind.

 

[SirMaverick]

(Oh that's sad and cruel.)

... and into dangerous territory. They think you're Awesome. And Cute. And Sexy. And Charming. And you will never ever meet them in person.

(Back to trivial) Money. I want lots and lots of money.

Granted! but you end up being investigated by the IRS


I wish I had unlimited Data on my iPhone

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

(I'm sorry...)

You have tons of money, but in a currency that no longer exists.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[gregmcph]

Arrgh! Brain exploding!


a) Facebooking while crossing the street ends badly.
b) Now you have to do all that ironing that's been building up.


A cup of Tea. That's all I want.

 

[_Josh_]

A cup of Tea. That's all I want.

Granted... But it has a strand of someone else's hair floating in it.

I wish I could bring John Wayne back to life to make more movies.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted... But it has a strand of someone else's hair floating in it.

I wish I could bring John Wayne back to life to make more movies.

Granted but he comes after you.


I wish I had a shovel so I could dig a hole to crawl into

 

[Aalo]

You'd just end up bashing your toes and messing all over the garden.


I'd like a haircut.

 

[_Josh_]

I'd like a haircut.

Haircut granted, but the shears slip and shear a long bald patch down the middle of your head.

I wish there was snow on the ground so I could build a snowman. (We got no snow this year)

 

[Biblio-Love]

Granted. But he runs away and melts in the sun.

I wish my dogs could talk to me.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted. But he runs away and melts in the sun.

I wish my dogs could talk to me.

Granted, but all they do is talk back to you

I wish I had an unlimited supply of charcoal for my grill

 

[poey]

I wish I had an unlimited supply of charcoal for my grill

Granted, but it ends up filling up your entire house.

I wish i was moved into my new apartment already.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted, but it ends up filling up your entire house.

I wish i was moved into my new apartment already.

Granted but you have an infestation of roaches and rats

I wish I could tell someone how I REALLY feel....

 

[Aalo]

Fine, but after you do that you'll be changing your mind the next day.

I would want to be little taller to be able to reach upper cupboards.

 

[SirMaverick]

Fine, but after you do that you'll be changing your mind the next day.

I would want to be little taller to be able to reach upper cupboards.

wouldn't be the first time...

Granted, but you have a harder time getting to the lower stuff now.

I wish the grass would dry up so I can get it mowed.

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted, but then you mow way too much and your lawn is bald.

I wish that my headache would go away.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted, but then you mow way too much and your lawn is bald.

I wish that my headache would go away.

BAHAHAHAHAHA Ain't my yard! It's my mothers lol

Granted, but now your ribs hurt

I wish I was back around 170-175 lbs