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Corrupt A Wish

Sounds good; I yearn for him to be happy.

Granted, but then you have to eat a full dinner at breakfast time - and you're so not interested.
That's fine, I'll just have breakfast for dinner- the finest meal that ever was.

I wish I had a car.
 
Granted. But now your whole life is lived inside the forum game: Get the Cookie.

I wish I had a pumpkin spice latte.
 
Granted. You have the most comfortable shoes ever to be made. But they turn into wet envelopes in the rain.

I wish I had a horse so I could brush and braid its mane.
 
Granted. There is one waiting for you, in Japan. Better hurry, before it gets cold.

I wish I had a swimming pool.
 

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